chronic

1. Very potent, high-grade marijuana. Typically categorized by it's lack of seeds (sensimilia) and high concentrations of white or opaque crystals (trichromes)

2. In a very acute or intense state of being

The chronic I had the other day helped me mellow out after a hard days of work.

by sinthetek March 16, 2005

chron dizzle

high quality hydroponic marijuana. more potent then plain old chron. surpassed in potency and quality by chron dizzle daddy.

lez blaze this chron dizzle!

by slak October 21, 2003

Chronic Coma

When one has smoked so much weed that they're literally crippled to the spot and in a coma like state. Usually very enjoyable

lorsteez: damn dude peep game on jbagel over by the couch

jbagel: i can't feel my feet..or my hands, or my face!

lorsteez: dude nah, you're just in a chronic coma that's all

by Lorsteezy May 3, 2009

Chronic Lateness

A medical condition where a man constantly arrives late because he has to find and purchase marijuana. Often witnessed by fully clothed, make-upped, perfumed
women who expected their date to arrive at 8, but don't see the sufferer until 11.

Woman 1: Dang, Ricky isn't here yet and it's already 11:30.

Woman 2: I told you girl, that boy suffers from Chronic Lateness.

Woman 1: Well at least he rolls up with weed.

by Dj Really Real January 30, 2010

chronic unemployment

Being unemployed for at least six months, not due to medical reasons. Considered a major problem as most employers will not hire someone who has been unemployed for six months.

Eighteen months of chronic unemployment has wrecked my finances.

by Maschinenmensch February 17, 2016

Chronic weeb syndrome

Chronic Weeb Atndrome or CWS is often where a weeb will feel depressed after finishing a series that they loved and may start to show actual symptoms of depression such as becoming that emo kid at school, becoming more anti-social to even their loved ones, and committing suicide while these cases are rare or never even documented it shows their dedication and need for anime.

The only way to cure this if only temporarily is to find them a new anime to watch that they will enjoy and is equivalent to or surpasses the original anime though a majority of the time cases aren't that severe but should always be treated as such due to the unpredictable nature of weebs and many cases are hard to distinguish.

There have been similar cases for non-weebs to more common shows but never very severe symptoms comparatively but there probably has been one case of severe symptoms even if undocumented due to how imbecilic some people may be as so this cases should also be treated as severe there have also been similar cases documented where this symptoms will occur after a favorite character is killed off and they do not have any evidence of the character coming back to life or the character killed being a sort of double of the character.

Hannah: Have you seen Angelina lately?
Aidan: Ya' I think she has Chronic Weeb Syndrome
Thomas: Well recently she finished an anime she really enjoyed
Hannah: Well she has the emo kid trait down and Thomas has she been anti-social to you and your parents recently?
Thomas: Yes
Hannah: She's got Chronic Weeb Syndrome

by The chronic weeb March 29, 2020

chron

Chron is really good smoke, the kind that makes your eyes red and your mouth dry just from looking at it. Chron can be double bagged and you will still be able to smell that shit.

Yo man fuck the BC BUNK, we got the CALGARY CHRON!!!!

by Mac August 8, 2003