clonky

not good

damn, Jeff, that sex was clonky

by nicedub May 31, 2018

colon cartridge

A hard wad of shit that is expelled from the anus.

Im not letting Duncan ride in my car again. He got drunk and peppered my back seat with colon cartridges.

by Zonal K September 25, 2018

Clonker

Clonker, someone who clonks.

What fucking clonker man
Or
Look at that group of clonkers

by Iriserhi November 19, 2019

Clonk

Cocaine

Steve: “Bro, come test this clonk I just got!”
Jack: “Oof man I’m still clonked from the last lines..”
Steve: “Come on.. It’s almost clonk’o’clock!”

by anonymous December 17, 2019

Feral Colon

An un-controllable need to take a dump, or the act of soiling ones self. Also known as irritable bowel.

(A) Hey man, did you see that guy shit himself?

(B) Yea, he had a Feral Colon!

or

"I gotta shit so bad I can taste it, i really got a Feral Colon!"

by smittyj August 5, 2008

clam clonking

When two lesbians engage in the scissor formation while bumping uglies. Sound effects are comparable to clicking your tongue.

"Dude, the other night through my wall I could hear Betsy and Ha'Neesha clam clonking"

by clonker September 9, 2009

shadow clone jitsu

the move that Naruto is caught using in every episode and it gets cooler every time

SHADOW CLONE JITSU! (boop)

by Fearlesspack221 January 30, 2018