crunching numbers

only thinking about the money and the fame and attention.

"they say i only think in the form of crunching numbers"

by JMAGINTHEHOUSE December 24, 2007

crunchtastic

adj: That which contains properties or components of being highly crunchy

by jack spencer October 5, 2003

Las Cruces

A city in New Mexico, the land of enchantment. Also known as Lost Causes...Popular saying among locals..."Welcome to Lost Causes, land of entrapment. You'll come here on vacation, leave on probation and return on violation..." Once you come to Las Cruces, you will continue to come to Las Cruces...You'll never TRULY leave. Forbes ranked Las Cruces as the number 10 place to retire. Lot's of pot, lots of meth, lots of heroin. Las Cruces is where the cowboys roamed, and is home to the Rio Grande river...As well as a large group of Juggalos. MMFWCL!

ORALE'!...HANDLEBARS!

Druggie 1: "I'm getting the fuck out of Las Cruces for GOOD!"
Druggie 2: "Haha! You'll be back whether you like it or not!"
Druggie 1: "You'll see!"
Druggie 2: "Yeah, I'll see you when you get back!

by "Me see a valley!" December 6, 2012

crunchy

"Green;" environmentally-friendly.

The crunchy moms used cloth diapers.

by spectrekitty December 16, 2008

Monkey nut cruncher

Bollock molestor

Brian from SMTV, Peter Mandelson, many others

by Philan the Barbarian September 1, 2003

captain crunch

The only cereal brand that includes dingleberries. Captain Crunch All-Bran With Dingleberries is very rare and seldom to be found. This is because dingleberries are seasonal (they are more abundant during the hot summer months) and handpicked.

I die for my Captain Crunch with Dingleberries!

by Hugh G Rection May 13, 2005

cruncled

Hybrid descriptive word between crinkled, crimped, crunched, creased and crushed.

The videotape was cruncled by the machine.

I washed the curtains, hung them up and they are still cruncled

They cruncled my car!

by Alan Lee October 1, 2006