riding the crest of a wave

sex with a fat bird

last night I got wrecked and ended up riding the crest of a wave

by urbania May 11, 2004

chestacles

saggy, unattractive breasts.

"Damn, look at Jen's disgusting chestacles."

by Victor L February 19, 2007

Crestive

1. Used as a replacement for any word that a person may find too difficult to immediately think of due to exceptionally exciting or dramatic circumstances.

2. Used/inserted when the name of an item or event slips your mind.

1. (A ninja and a dragon are having an awesome battle on the moon as two friends watch through telescopes)
Friend 1: "Mate, can you see that ninja, he's totally ninja punching a bloody crestive!"
Friend 2: "Yeah, that dragon is getting the beating of his life!"

2. Joshua Badger: " I was eating this totally rad salad the other day and then I found there were these little green oval crestives buried at the bottom"
Nicholas Stock: "They were olives."

by The Deerman September 29, 2009

chestamalesta

little boy malester or chris adaui and his mom

chris fucks his mom

by chelo March 11, 2003

chestayaya

Mythical creature said to be UNBELIVEABLY HOTT. Has big head, but not bigger than Jie Tang's (see also, Jie Tang)

Chestayaya....now that's SMOKIN'

by very anonymous October 3, 2003

crestonising

The act of becoming completely obsessed with a male and noticing every detail about his and his friend's lives. Often involves creating an imaginary family with that person and secretly hoping to marry them.

I'm having real trouble quitting my crestonising habit.

by Loopyhead October 6, 2005

Crastastical

Adjective describing 2 people who can not be defined as cool, because they are too far above the normal standard of cool.

Gosh Bob and Bill are so crastastical, they are the most popular kids in the world

by The New Webster November 18, 2010