Ass Cracker

One who engages in anal sex.

That wanker is an ass cracker.

by Michael Caranguejo September 18, 2003

kidney cracker

Another word for penis!

Bob hit me with his kidney cracker

by darryl February 5, 2003

wheat cracker

The blackest white person you will ever meet.

That cop let me off with only a warning. Man, he is a real wheat cracker.

by BobertPhillupsy August 6, 2007

Fudge Crackers

A Replacement for the word fuck.

Swearing: Oh Fuck! That Hurt!

Non Swearing: AAgh Fudge Crackers! That Hurt

by Roblo2012 November 5, 2012

wolf crackers

Dried flakes of shit left on a penis after anal sex.

I woke up this morning to a nice pile of reddish amber wolf crackers on my sheets after a nice night of anal pounding.

by The biggest Steve September 23, 2017

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

What modern mumble rappers say when they can't think of words that rhyme for their song. Also what 5 year old kids say randomly when they get mad.

takashi 6ix9ine: "Diddly dacky, smacky whacky"

Lil pump: "frack in a mack back whack slack sniddly tack"

Mother: "Sorry johnny, no minecraft for today"

Johnny: "What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit"

by VYDEOS September 26, 2021

crackersaurus

a large, muscular white male/a huge redneck/the result of steroids and generations of inbreeding.

Yo look at dat Crackersaurus driving around in that Ford F-150.

by Steve Kammerer May 6, 2006