corona-comedy

Jokes and memes made about coronavirus and it's specific strains (e.g. COVID-19, SARS-CoV, MERS-CoV) which lighten the mood, relieve anxiety and make you feel better.

"James said: 'If you’ve ever had the water in Warrensburg, MO you’re immune to the Coronavirus'. You gotta love that corona-comedy."
"Did you see #QuarantineLife trending on Twitter, people using corona-comedy to get through it."
Janine: "You can't be making dark jokes like that about coronavirus." Me: "They ain't dark jokes, it's corona-comedy to lighten the mood, completely different".

by begin111 March 17, 2020

coronabration

The celebration of a holiday 6 months past its actual date due to Coronavirus.

The St. Patrick’s Day Coronabration will be held on September 17.

by Maskedme March 17, 2020

Corona Zone

When practicing social distancing, the amount of space you need between folks so you don't become infected with corona virus (covid-19).

Dude, step back you're invading my Corona Zone...back some more...on back...ok, now you're good.

Also know as spray zone

by Katydid...well, sometimes... March 18, 2020

Corona Washing

A "Cleaning Syndrom" appears in the time any new disease appears in the news.

You don't have Coronavirus but you have Corona Washing.

by Fuckcine March 21, 2020

Coronabod

Out of shape due to gyms closing during the coronavirus pandemic

Oh my God did you see the coronabod on him? Looks like he got a few years head start.

by Abbintheatl March 21, 2020

Corona 20

The 20 pounds everyone gains while social distancing and staying home

I really need to get back to the gym and burn off this Corona 20.

by Dbtapatio March 22, 2020

coronafreude

noun

Akin to schadenfreude, coronafreude is the pleasure derived by someone from another person contracting Coronavirus disease (COVID-19)

President Trump barely contained his coronafreude when remarking "Romney's in isolation? Gee, that's too bad" after learning that Mitt Romney was in quarantine after testing positive for COVID-19.

US Senate Democrats were practically bursting with coronafreude upon discovering that pandemic-denying Republican Senators in quarantine risk losing their majority advantage.

by Ed in SF March 24, 2020