catching salmon with his hands

When two men engage in the act of trying to pull one another's penises often while wet or incorporating a lubricant. Can be used to describe a male homosexual.

Bob likes women however his brother likes catching salmon with his hands.

by brokeback677 January 22, 2014

Cretching

The art of crying and masturbating simultaneously.

Alex was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden.

by Big Bad Bud 1970 October 5, 2016

catching rain

When a sexual partner sticks their tongue out to collect your semen during ejaculation

Mallory was catching rain after she sucked me dry

by LondonD July 10, 2016

catching a pleed

Trying to avoid something, or keep silent

Before Jimmy had his seed, he said his pull out game was crazy but now he catching a pleed.

by Lil Jimmy 1234 January 28, 2017

cotchin ass

Typically a person with a big head and has no common sense and likes the worst sports teams

Cotchin ass nigga

by Fye boy tre daddy March 7, 2017

catching a z

Meaning going to sleep or sleeping

Sam " Hey man, where have you been?"

Jack " Sorry man I was catching a z"

by vapenaysh1666 August 2, 2017

Catching Momentum

A phrase that can be said that can be used as an excuse in any situation no matter how big or small.

Conspiracy Theorist: Bush why did you blow up the twin towers??

Bush: Catching momentum.

by Catching_Momentum May 29, 2018