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Confuckel

The girl scouts joined the boy scouts so everything is confuckeled.
by PussyEater456 June 3, 2018
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connuck

A kid that draws cats on his dick that will following you around and never say a word. When he does talk it makes everything really awkward.
Joe: "Did you see connuck yesterday"
Mark: "Yeah fuck that dude"
by ILoveCatsOnMyDick May 14, 2018
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Confuckeded

When you're conflicted and fucked off at the same time.
When you're in an internal battle

Example when you're totally confident and cocky but then you're also self conscience that is confuckeded
by Trigger23 June 10, 2018
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Confucked

1. When you're confused on what to do but you're fucked no matter what you choose to do

2. Really fucking confused
1. When someone is dating two people and had to choose one of them, yet they both find out anyways, that person is confucked

2. When people ask why it Arkansas instead of Ar-kansas
by RandomAnxiousPerson June 15, 2018
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Canuckaboo

Somebody who really, really likes Canada. Usually a white Canadian, but may include people from other countries as well. They'll usually brag about how great and perfect Canada supposedly is; may or may not include hating on the U.S. and other countries.
Did you see Ian rant about how perfect Canada is? He's such a Canuckaboo.
by RoundenBrown August 6, 2018
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Confucked

Confucked.

Confused and fucked up and the same time.
A male may act like a girl for a day, and then act like a guy the next day.

Confused or fucked up on which gender to be. Confucked.

"You are confucked on gender."
by Can't touch me September 5, 2018
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Canucknuckle

/kəˈnək ˈk(ə)l/ - noun (vulgar, slang)

Pertains to the stunning visual effect created when a Canadian's pants, generally of the snow or ski variety, are hiked up into their crotch, typically while 'oot in the forest (for some reason) or 'oot on the ice (for hockey, and/or curling, and/or building an igloo), that emphasizes the shape of the puddin'd'eh (<-- real science word for balls/labia).
Eh'dere, Tom-- pull yoor damn camo pants oot from yoor Johnson, ya hoser! Yoo're spoortin' some serious Canucknuckle now, aren'tcha bud? Yeah, I'll hold your Timmies; ferda!
by Scoots McDonnybrook October 14, 2018
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