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Wadsworth Constant

When watching online videos, the Wadsworth Constant states the first 30% of the video will not be pertinent or necessary. The viewer will be able to watch the second 70% without any loss.

This theory holds true to most videos and statements, assuming everything is rounded to the most logical point.
Wadsworth Constant: the intro is bullshit, skip to there, you'll get it.
by Moldyyyyyt October 2, 2011
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constança

The most mean girl in the world that is a really fake person to her friends
God I hate that girl Constança! Did you see what she did to her friendship!!
by Constança February 24, 2017
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Constance'd

An emotional psych which is expressed physically with the intent of casing the receiving party tremendous amounts of grief.
In the episode "Smoldering Children" of American Horror Story the character Constance is visiting another character Larry who went to prison for life for a crime he didn't commit in order to protect Constance.
During their conversation Larry says to her "I can take it, I can endure it all as long as you say those words,"
as he places his hand upon the glass barrier separating them. He continues with "I know you loved me once Constance just say it, and I can face whatever may come." Constance raises her hand appearing as though she will press it upon the glass, however she allows it to hover in the air for a moment before retracting it and proceeding to leave him heartbroken or Constance'd.
by Fulminated Silver October 2, 2013
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Constantipation

(N): Being constantly constipated; always having to poop but never being able to.
"Honey, you better start taking some pepto bismo for your constantipation"
by 100241 August 30, 2014
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Constant Comment

Originally the name of a Bigelow Tea Flavor, "Constant Comment" is a name for someone who has comments for anything & anybody, on-the-regular 24-7.

It doesn't matter if said comments are nice, not-so-nice, naughty, or neutral as long as they are constantly and consistently stage-whispered.

Somebody who is constantly spilling the tea on everybody and anybody.
1) Girl had something to say about everyone's agenda during today's team meeting -- she's such a Constant Comment.

2) He was clocking everyone on the conference call while his mic was on mute -- what a Constant Comment.
by ZakNak April 22, 2017
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Constant Jack

Cant turn his mic off
Please turn that mic off. for example, it wont turn off its constant jack
by DannyM300 March 21, 2018
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constán

It can be considered a human typology that can be found on rare occasions. With a standard cock size, but two big balls.
Look, a Constán! What the hell is he doing?
by Roedoricus April 6, 2018
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