Feacal contingency

An amount of spare human shit kept by the toilet (normally in a container) for people to throw into the bowl if they are having trouble shitting. This is normally done to make them feel better for wasting time on the bowel bowl.

After 10 minutes on the shitter, Sam realised he was going to need to dip into his feacal contingency.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019

Cottage coring

The sexual act of inserting cottage cheese into ones anus, therefore they have a “cottage core”

I tried cottage coring, not sure if I liked it too much though.

by TXL May 18, 2022

quick maths (coding)

quick maths (coding) is some words and symbols mashed up to make an event or whatever and sometimes it can get glitchy so be careful because you are aiming for a wide audience and quick maths is another name for coding

i like quick maths (coding)

by cohenPirate July 12, 2018

Who's all coming

A slang for saying who all are coming as in entirely

Who's all coming to the dinner?

by SassyDKing September 21, 2018

Uh Oh Andy’s Coming

1) The need to stop what you doing immediately and chill out.

2) the act of playing lost or completely unaware

Him: my wife out of town for the weekend and my ex just text me

You: uh oh Andy’s coming

by The_real_izzy May 5, 2022

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by GOOBER LOVER June 15, 2023

coming out of the church

"coming out of the church" is a figure of speech for telling your friends and family that you are an Atheist. No longer hiding behind the veil of Religion to make other people comfortable.

ME: Tonight at dinner, I'm coming out of the church.

FRIEND: What?!? (gasp)

ME: That's right I'm telling my parents I am an atheist.

by house of wang November 22, 2010