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compton ass eddie

This refers to kid who live in farifax in the ghetto. he is whit as can be but yet insist on being or acting black he drives a s-dime and its so shitty it has more bondo then a bondo factory, he is a poser. he is defently the most pathetic peice of crap in the world and im tired of his compton ass shit! Note: he got the smallest dick u can imagine and i have proof from all his gf's.
Black kid: "yo that compton ass eddie is a poser, he think he black, lets bank him nigga"
by beanie shmegals March 11, 2005
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Computographer

a person that manipulates photographs by computer using various programs.
"Let me check with the computographer if we can scan and print that negative."
by HAL9000.2 March 25, 2009
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compuchondriac

A hypochondriac concerning computer, i.e. someone who will constantly imagine problems with his computer.
"I think my PC has problems with the video playback. Do you think I might have caught some computer virus?" - "Man, stop being such a fucking compuchondriac!"
by lolz0rliac July 10, 2009
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Compton Swim Meet

What you'd call the unflushed shit in your toilet after defecating.
Rob: yo imma call u back later i gotta go drop da lil kids off at the compton swim meet
by WillieStroker March 14, 2010
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computourettes

the act of pressing random keys on the computer for no particular reason; usually occurs when instant messaging.
Matt: and then i told her to make me a sandwich
Adam: ck16abacn'.,b5tmclms
Matt: you must've not taken your computourettes medication today
by ChaDam315 January 26, 2011
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Computerosity

A word used to describe sharing technological aspects with one or more persons.
Clark: How does one describe Skype?

Megan: Pure Computerosity.
by nerdsareverycool October 23, 2011
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Compton Roulette

Driving by in a random street at night and discharging a fire arm indiscriminately. You might get shot, you might not. You never know, that's the beauty of the Compton Roulette.
Tricia went to wake up her 6-year-old daughter Mindy to prepare her to go to school, when she found the girl dead in a pool of her own blood as she was hit by a Compton Roulette during the night.
by The Wurdinator September 29, 2017
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