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The Commander

One who commands, dictates, and gives orders of what will be done. This person does not care if you want to participate or not.
The commander told me to be at the party at exactly 5pm sharp, and demanded I eat even though I wasn’t hungry. Doesn’t he know we are all created equal? He is so bossy.
by the trombone April 7, 2019
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Long John Commando

Long johns, also known as long underwear or thermal underwear , are undergarments used in cold conditions to stay warm. They are essentially tight pants, or rather, brief underwear but with legs that extend down to the ankles.
There are two schools of thought when it comes to wearing long johns.

Some guys prefer to wear them over their original brief style underwear, while others throw aside their briefs and wear the long johns directly as underwear, with nothing on underneath.
Someone wearing their pants without underwear is said to be wearing them commando .
A person that wears their long johns directly on them, without keeping their original layer of undergarment on underneath is wearing them long john commando .
Dave : ' Dude, I don't really care, but I noticed in the locker room after the hockey game that you don't wear any underwear under your long johns ... that's weird ! '

Simon : ' It's not weird, it's natural. Why would I wear underwear under my underwear? '

Dave : ' Nah man, I prefer to keep my briefs under, to avoid dirtying my long johns '

Simon: ' Different strokes for different folks, dude. I generally just WASH my long johns when they're dirty. Plus why would there be that handy flap hole for peeing if they weren't meant to be used directly as underwear? '

Dave: ' Hmmmm, good point. Think I have to try that. '

Simon: ' Sounds like you, sir, are ready to go long john commando . Welcome to the Brotherhood. There is no going back now. '
by Cyril321Go November 12, 2018
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clit commander

Rear Admiral (Lower Half) Tom O'Bannigan, Commander, USS Clit
by Ted Lynn Smith August 8, 2003
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commander

The one and only, the Official.

can be exaggerated by using the term HIGH COMMAND

will give you free stuff as long as you give him free stuf.

also, somehow relates to matt castle. he also is a commander
that move just put you in high command, you commander!

that is such a commander!
by TheOfficialDimitri October 15, 2011
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cock commando

A homosexual male, especially of a domineering nature.
by Ian Chode October 23, 2003
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Commander Adama

The act of giving sexual pleasure with an action figure under a starry night sky
Last night on my neighbor's trampoline I gave my girlfriend a commander adama
by drunk tramp June 27, 2006
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commander in theif

The man in presently (at whatever time that might currently be) who is in charge of stealing as much money as possible for him or herself. This might be done through giving huge government contracts to their friends, or just kind of redirecting money into the proper bank accounts. This person is usually referred to as the "Commander in Chief" and/or "President of the United States". But we all know that if they aren't banging the ho under the desk, they are off to steal our money so why not change the name.
The commander in theif couldn't steal a pretzel if he tried.
by CommieSmurf November 18, 2003
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