Skip to main content

up and coming

Another up and coming candidate has put himself into a corner.
by The Return of Light Joker August 11, 2008
mugGet the up and coming mug.

the fog is coming

the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming
Person 1: yeah i can't wait to have a nice rest of my life (clueless)
Intellectual knowing the fog will arrive on December 16 2022: yeah right the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming

Person 1: i need more friends
by Gort, smacker of children October 31, 2022
mugGet the the fog is coming mug.

saw that coming like a fat man round the corner

Blatently obvious. If a fat person tries to sneak round a corner they will be seen, as their belly will protrude first and give them away. Hence if something can be seen a mile off, or is really obvious, it can be 'seen coming like a fat man round the corner'
Phil: 'Hey, did you hear Janice was fired?'
Butch: 'Yeah, I saw that coming like a fat man round the corner!"
by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006
mugGet the saw that coming like a fat man round the corner mug.

The Fog is Coming

T̶̪̈́H ̖̳͛͘Ê̴̹̭̿ ̶̯́F ̬̈́O̴̟̒G̶͖͘ ̵̮́̈́ͅI̴̞̦͑͠S ̻̃ ̶͇͂C ̛̺̣̾O ͚̹́M ̠̔I̴̟̐N ̝̂G̴̮̦̑ ̶͉̋T ̜̅͊H ̠͛͜͝E ̺̘̐ ̵̩͖͠F̶̜̃O̵̞̞̎Ǵ̴ͅ ̵̦̄̊I ͙͙̑Ṡ̵̺ͅ ̴̟͆̕͜Ĉ̶̗Ô̶̤̱͂M̶̪̝̃Ĭ̵̹͖N ̠̒̔G ̫̠̉͝ ̶̢͠T ̗̈͜H ͓̽E̴̺͉̾ ̴̻͊F ̖̿̽Ǒ̵̪Ǵ̶̺ ̴͔̝̇͠Į̶̔̍S̴̮͊͆ ̩̺̾̽C ̢͚̂͛Ỏ̴̙̼͊M̶͇̈I ̹͑͆N̵̝̔͜G̴̪̉ ̶̘͉͂̈́T ̛̖̼H̵̠̪̅̄E ̩͈͑ ̶̭̭̏F̵̟̩̍O̵͎̱̍G̴̡̈́̀ ̬̰̎͠Į̶̇̍S̶̡͒ ̫͆C̶̣̃͊ͅO̴̖̺̓̎M ̼̗́Ḯ̶͉Ñ̴͓G ͚̈́̄ ͓̍T̴̡̯́H ̜̀E̶̲̗̔͠ ̵̇͜F̵̡̼̉O̶͙͔͒͛G ͙̼͐̆ ̼͌İ̴̬͔̚S̵̝͓̀̅ ̵̫̎̕C̶̦̐̄O ̳̩̈́M ͙̌̉I ̙͋Ň̶͕G ̟̋́ ̶̛̯̠T ̹̒̒H ͚̄͋E̶͈̲̾ ̡̨͌̌F ͕̲̈́͝Ỏ̵̝͎̒G̴̘̱͆̚ ̶̻̈̿Ḯ̶̝͘S̶̱͎͘ ̶̟̏C ͇̤̇O ͚͗͋Ṃ̶̙̉̏I ̙͗N ̥̊Ĝ̶̦͚ ̡̜̽̎T̴͎̣́H̴̤͎̕̚E ̡̊ͅ ̴͎͗͝F̵͎͌̑Ō̵̝̦G ̳̣̚ ͓͕̈́̇I ͎̈̐S ̢̯̃̌ ̴̮͂̍C ̨̛̍O ̹̯̇͑M ̟̟͂Ĭ̴͙̼͝N̴̤͐G̴̞͙̾͌ ͈̳̋͘T̶͉̟͒H̴͉̱͑̽E̴̢͋ ̴͔͊F̴͓́̔O̴̖̒̌Ġ̴͓ ̴͓͘͜I ̳̘̃S ̲̰͘ ̵͉̏C ̝̗́Ỏ̶͓͔̀M ̰͊I̶͔̳͒N̶͙̐G̵̲̏ ̛̩͚T̴͔̱͌H ͉̋̚E ̘̝̀̅ ̵̨̜͂F ̻̓O ̨̜̓͛G ̧̖͆ ̵̡̔İ̵̯S ̳͆ ̴̪̅C ͇̓̋O̵̬̾̕M̴̰͆͝I̶͖̓N̵̖͆͝G ̢̓ͅ ͈̀̈́Ț̵͓͌́H ̩͗Ë̶̱́̾͜ ̴͛͜͝F̴̼̻͠Ȍ̵̧͍G̴̜͖̑͌ ̴̼͛͠I ͑ͅS ̟̂͝ ̵̞̙̈̍C ͚̱̐Ǫ̵͙́̍M ̣̄I ͓͍̊N ̥̓̚͜G ͍̈́ ̶̰͊̀T̶̺̞̆H ͓͚̅̂E ̮̊ ̴̺̝̔̒F ̰͖̀O ̨̐G̵̱͈̈́͒ ̶̮̚I̴̗̳̐̅Ş̴͍͗ ̵̯̎Ĉ̵̢̯̌O ̖̎M̴̘̿͌I ̬̊̑N̶̙̈́G̴̢̊ ̶̱̯̈̂T ̙͇́̈Ĥ̵̨̧E̴̯̱͆̋ ̴̫̠͂F̵̥̦̃̈́O̶̺͔̾G ̛͚͐ ̶̯͙̇̈́Ĩ̴̖͠S ̭̪͌ ̴̜̪͑C ̲̂͒Ơ̵̝̫̋M ̝͍̾I̶̩̩̐͆N̴̫̦͌G̴͚̱̐̉ ͈͆ͅ
by JohnCheddarFogGuy June 14, 2022
mugGet the The Fog is Coming mug.

Everything's coming up Milhouse

An exclamation added to the end of a sentence... e.g. when you hate flood pants but then you realize how effective they really are.
"My feet are soaked, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's coming up Milhouse!"
by Legit not a troll February 19, 2018
mugGet the Everything's coming up Milhouse mug.

The Frog is coming

When you have a pet frog and it escapes from its enclosure to kill you in your sleep
"Bro screw the fog is coming, we all know the real danger is the frog is coming
mugGet the The Frog is coming mug.

The Hogs Are Coming

A phrase referring to the countdown to Hog Day, a global event where hogs appear from quantum tears in the fabric of space to wreak havoc on Earth.
Ryan: You want me to put ALL your life savings towards buying a mansion for your family?

Steve: Well, the hogs ARE coming.

Ryan: Fair. Thank you and godspeed.
by they're coming November 14, 2022
mugGet the The Hogs Are Coming mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email