Michii.Coffee

A animation youtuber

Michii.Coffee is a really amazing animator who has over 500 subscribers, she loves minecraft

by Pastelowouwu July 2, 2020

You broke the coffee pot

When you go to bed past your bedtime enough days in a row that no amount of coffee can bring you pass the point of zombie.

“Man, you look like you broke the coffee pot.” “Yeah, I haven’t slept more than three hours a night working on this damn project.”

by Coffee Lover June 3, 2009

Cunt hair coffee

The act of performing oral sex in the morning

Ever since I started going down on my girlfriend in the morning and getting some of that cunt hair coffee my production at work has gone up ten fold

by Z_bass May 24, 2017

Warm up my coffee

A lie to tell someone when you want/need to sneak off to have a cigarette or to get an extra break from work or any activity.

Kenny, would you mind watching my line so i can go warm up my coffee?

by Pleased Peasant January 31, 2020

Clouds in my coffee

From Carly Simon's You're So Vain.

Coffee is awakening. Clouds block the sun and cloud your vision. Therefore, clouds in your coffee translates as not being able to see things clearly.

In the song, she was clouded by false love or infatuation and was not able to see the true character of whomever the song is about.

"I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee" (lyric)

by mlh06 July 18, 2009

coffee bitch

the person who is sent to get coffee for the whole office or group of friends at the beggining of the day. usually on a first name basis with the dunkin donuts person. coffee bitch is usually carrying a 7 to 12 coffee drinks with them. sometimes accompanied by a fellow coffee bitch

"i need my caffiene fix. who's the coffee bitch today?"
"katherine"
who's she?
"the slut with the red hair who's carrying all the coffee"

by caffienequeen830 August 6, 2006

coffee

1. In addition to water, food, shelter, and clothing, coffee is the new essential substance needed for the survival of the human race, specifically students.

2. The solution to homework

I've got an early flight tomorrow, I better drink a lot of coffee tomorrow.

by Pearllady70 November 15, 2009