Columbian Sausage

The act of dropping a deuce into a used coffee filter, rolling up the concoction and using it as a dildo.

Each morning after his cup of coffee, Juan Valdez would drop his fudge dragon into the used coffee filter and feed his wife the columbian sausage.

by Jesus_Christos January 28, 2009

Columbusing

When someone thinks they have invented something that's been around for awhile or has already been discovered but tries to take first claim to inventing it.

hey man I just mixed sauce, meat, and noodles together and it's amazing. You should try it. I've never seen it before.

Bro your just columbusing.

by leatherneck43 October 14, 2014

columbus

A city in central ohio with a population of about 730,000 and a Metro population of around 1.84 million. Home of the Ohio State Buckeyes who own everyone else. Columbus has a very vibrant skyline and downtown district as well as a plethora of new shopping malls and attractions. Columbus is the best city in the midwest, take that Chicago, Pittsburgh, Louisville, and Detroit. We all know whose packing the real heat, its the C-Bus.

Don't mess with C-Bus, it'll own you all over the place. <3 Columbus, Ohio

by fatalfury April 18, 2006

Columbine

1. A revolution that ended school bullying once and for all.
2. A weak defense for gun control advocates (lets have car control cuz they kill more people)
3. A reference that nerds make to threaten the jocks at school who used to tease them.

Jock: uh, uh, I am gonna kick your ass nerd
Me: I'll freakin' Columbine your ass. Your the first on my hit list so you best ditch and get baked on four twenty
Jock: I'm sorry, I was just teasing
Me: You are still number 2 next to the slutty cheerleader who called me a fag.
Jock: No please, I'm begging you.
Me: oh, you're so dead

by Tom Bomb December 28, 2005

Columbian Fish Taco

Snorting cocaine from a woman's vagina.

I gave that crazy bitch a Columbian Fish Taco last night!

by JaJa December 10, 2004

Columbians

This is the way you should not call someone from Colombia, the right way to call us is Colombian, because we are not from Columbia, we are from Colombia. Got it?

Wrong way: Where are they from? They are Columbians.
Right way: Where is she from? She is Colombian.

by Salemspectre December 8, 2013

columbine black

adj. Used when describing someone's clothing, specifically trench coat, or similar jacket. Reminding one of the Columbine shooting, or any school shooting for that matter.

person 1: damn, that coat is like columbine black.
person 2: agreed.

by k123 February 22, 2008