columbine mode

An individual, or individuals, loosing their shit and killing without discretion.

While playing multiplayer FTP games:

"Can we get some teamwork here, or is everyone in columbine mode?!"

by masstack June 9, 2005

Columbusing

When white people claim they have invented/discovered something that has been around for years, decades, even centuries.

Miley Cyrus is totally Columbusing with this twerking shit.

by Meownir July 1, 2014

Columbian Smuggler

Typically performed after a bad breakup. A girl travels to a lucky man's house following her previous breakup. She proceeds to give the lucky man a blow job. As he is about to come, she has him ejaculate on a flat surface. The girl proceeds to snort his ejaculate then leave the premises. She will then keep the ejaculate in her nose until she arrives her Ex-boyfriends house at which time he will answer the door and she will spit a cum-lugee in her EX's face.

"Hey did you hear about what happened to Tim after he broke it off with Julie?"

"Nah but she must have really flipped they were together forever."

"You bet your candy ass she flipped, She met up with Dave, drove back to Tim's and gave him the Columbian Smuggler!"

by Magna Cum Lugee April 7, 2009

The Villa/New Columbia

A housing project in North Portland, OR.
Mostly Black project with some latinos.
Lotta gangs and drugs.
Was worst in the 80s and 90s but still not the greatest.

Example 1:

Guy 2: What you banging?

Guy 1: Columbia Villa Crips cuz.

Guy 2: Naw nigga, its about that Hoover Criminals.

Guy 3: Your all wrong, its bout dat Rolling 60s.

Example 2:

Dude 1: Where your from? Im from Beaverton.

Dude 2: LMAO, Im from "The Villa/New Columbia" Nigga.

by LilTimmy March 22, 2009

columbus

The largest city in Ohio. If you haven't heard of it you are a fucking moron that has lived in a hole.

by Da Dude October 17, 2003

The Knights of Columbus

A Catholic service fraternity for Catholic men aged 18 and up. Started by the *Venerable Father Micheal J McGivney in New Haven Connecticut, the Knights of Columbus is a service organization which Catholic men participate to support the Roman Catholic Church and people in need of service. Often called "the strong Right arm of the Church" Knights pride themselves in humble service for Christ's Church on earth. Knights have financed things such as the March For Life (in Canada and the U.S.A), proposition 8 in California in support of the true definition of Holy matrimony, and have renovated many Catholic Churches all across the world. There are about 1,800,000 members, many from the Philippines, the US and Canada. members in 2008 have contributed around $144,000,000 to charities and have done over 50,000,000 hours in community service hours in that year alone. The values of each members reflect the aims of the Catholic organization which are: charity, unity, brotherhood and patriotism. Because of these 4 values, many knights are in the military and help veterans.

*Venerable is a title given to Catholics who are in the 2nd stage to Sainthood.

Parishioner 1: Oh Robert is a member of the "The Knights of Columbus"?

Parishioner 2: Yup, he ushers at Mass 1 Sunday per month with the knights and helps with renovating the Church and organizes youth activities!

Parishioner 1: That's so cool!

by Cup0Joe February 2, 2010

Dirty Calum

When a lad from the north east of England slaps his cock against a lamppost

Awh man I got so drunk last night, I started doing a dirty Calum

by Dansknr April 20, 2020