Colton Matthews

colton matthews is a fucking asshole douchebag who is really selfish and will lie to your face just to make things easier for him. He sucks at being a boyfriend, and i hope he never has a girlfriend again. worst decision of my life.

oh and he sucks at kissing. and grinding.

-" remember that guy that was a horrible kisser at that party?"
" ohh yea Colton Matthews"

-"remember that guy Colton Matthews?"
"oh yeah he is such a douche."

by coloradogirl123 January 8, 2012

bone of contention

An erection that arises at an inopportune time (i.e., while watching women's figure skating, etc.), causing discord in the domestic circle.

John's excitement over watching Project Runway caused a bone of contention, and subsequently, a night of sleeping on the couch

by Glenn Quagmire January 7, 2006

COLTON

The best person you will ever meet. He is without a doubt the best guy to date. He will make your heart happy and is a perfect couple with a Hannah.

Girl 1: hey you see Colton one there with Hannah

Girl 2: yeah they are such a cute couple

by FrenchFryLover05 November 10, 2017

Winter of dick's content

1. (n.) A period during which sexual intercourse is freely available; sometimes used with a male personal pronoun i.e. 'winter of my/his dick's content'.

Derives from the so-called 'winter of discontent' in 1978/9 when then Prime Minister of England, James Callaghan, was perceived as having let trade union negotiations break down.

'I've just met this new girl. Total nymph: wants to do it in the Folk Music section at HMV. Now is definitely the winter of my dick's content'.

'God, I just got back from hers. Is there any ice in the freezer? It may be the winter of my dick's content but I'm as sore as a sailor in a nunnery'.

by J-Dubya December 1, 2003

Colton and Kaylie

The most amazing couple in the world. You will never meet a couple quite like this. They argue like a married couple. They are rlly mean to each other. Yet they show each other more love than anyone has ever seen. They can read each other very easily and make being in a relationship look easy.

OMG is that Colton and Kaylie!! Oh no thats just Bella and Edward. lol

by yourkaylie September 25, 2011

asbo contenders

An individual who seems to be wanting to recieve/ Is in contention to recieve an Anti Social Behavioural Order (ASBO)

A youth who is seen commiting an Anti Social act such as Riding his/ her mini motorbike or spitting in the street.

by fishthatwalks September 1, 2005

Boner of Contention

The situation that arises, as it were, when you have a major erection and your wife, girlfriend or boyfriend isn't into having sex with you. The offending and engorged member is referred to the boner of contention.

My wife was napping the other day and I showed up with a woody. She dick slapped me and we've been dealing with the boner of contention ever since.

by Duncan7 July 25, 2011