Cocaine Fairy

The Cocaine Fairy is a fairy that visits children at night and sprinkles Cocaine on their heads or bed. The next morning, they become teenagers. She has an ragged appearance with a dark cape and STD's, but she can mostly be recognized by her slit open mouth that stretches across her face. The mouth will usually be filled with cocaine or pills. If she visits you and you see her, do not be alarmed, your death will be instant.

Child: Mom, I was visited by the Cocaine Fairy last night.

Mom: WHAT!? Timmy have you been hitting up drugs?!
Child: MOM, SHUT UP! I can do what I want. :P
Mom: GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM!
Child: GO TO HELL!!!!!

by Harjukleflop August 13, 2010

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coca-cola

A drink that is far better than nasty-ass Pepsi.

Prices: Coke 24 pack: $6
Pepsi 24 pack: $3

I'll still take the Coke.

by Bob June 10, 2003

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coca cola

a liquid that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike pepsi.

give me a generic soft drink or give me death

by Farmer June 3, 2004

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Coca-colanization

The taking-over of the world by Coca-Cola, other huge American products/companies.

"It's just a matter of Coca-Colanization these days."

by Bec December 13, 2003

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cockaschmozles

cockaschmozels is an adjective describing something that is so totally insanely and 100% awesome (aka severely rocking some sox). It can also be used as an exclamation of intense excitement, surprise and/or happiness.

example one-
liana: HOLY COCKASCHMOZELS!
jasper: wat?
liana: u totally rock sox dude
example two-
mo: check out that awesome thingymigigy!
kang: cockaschmozles that's funky!

by totally awesome person xoxo March 25, 2009

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