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Southern Cocktail

A lesbian act where one of the partners inserts a large dildo into her rectum and has intercourse with the other vaginally.
My girlfriend just gave me a sweet southern cocktail last weekend.
by POLISH BIKERIDE October 19, 2010
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Melontonin cocktail

A drink consisting of crushed melontonin and a yogurt drink. This drink is given to children with sleeping disorders. Check with the child's doctor for correct dose. This is a drink I came up with since I had 4 children who had a hard time sleeping. The kids love this drink.
My daughter drinks a Melontonin Cocktail nightly.
by SK0320 March 2, 2021
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the hipster cocktail

Take you favorite drink, microwave for 30 seconds, drink it before its gets cool.
better drink up the hipster cocktail before it gets cool!!!
by shenanigans12321 February 4, 2013
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rochdale cocktail

A cocktail created mid session, contains 1 part sprite/lemonade 1 part orange juice, the rest full proof vodka. Served up in a pint glass, garnished with a cocktail umberella and an E.
Girly I'm absolutley smoked. Knock us up a Rochdale cocktail.
by Smokeypredator March 18, 2017
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Shrimp Cocktail

The act of when a man folds his flaccid penis and tries to insert it into a female’s vagina.
I couldn’t get hard last night, so I gave her the good ole shrimp cocktail.
by Anallover4000 January 22, 2022
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Council Cocktail

British English: Tap water, especially that of an extremely low quality
A - “Do you fancy some water?”
B - “Sure, as long as it’s bottled. I can’t be doing with any of that council cocktail.”
by Axeyblahblah July 7, 2021
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Colombian cocktail

Is where you proceed to shit , piss, and cum in the same orifice or hole.
Today i made a Colombian cocktail in the toilet at work.
by Spicycumcurry October 25, 2019
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