Coronaviruses (CoV) are a large family of viruses that cause illness ranging from the common cold to more severe diseases such as Middle East Respiratory Syndrome (MERS-CoV) and Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS-CoV).
Sajid has the corona virus!
by sick lad 123 March 15, 2020
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Anti vaxxer mom "my son has all the symptoms of corona virus but at least he didn't get any mental disabilities from that flu shot" anyone and everyone "fuck.......you"
by Yeetus_deleteus March 30, 2020
Get the Corona virus mug.when one can not stop bitching in a 24 hr time period
ie. constant complaints, turning to dust at midnight, bifocal necessity
ie. constant complaints, turning to dust at midnight, bifocal necessity
Oh, you see Karen over there complaining non stop? She must have caught the catronavirus.
Did Karen just ask for a manager? She must have the catronavirus
Me: Have you spoken to Karen lately?
Bob: Yeah, she complains a lot!
Me: Do you think she caught the catronavirus?
Bob: I don't know but stay away from her sarcophagus!
Did Karen just ask for a manager? She must have the catronavirus
Me: Have you spoken to Karen lately?
Bob: Yeah, she complains a lot!
Me: Do you think she caught the catronavirus?
Bob: I don't know but stay away from her sarcophagus!
by the monkey handler March 7, 2020
Get the Catronavirus mug.When you began to lose control of everything in your life and can't seem to cope with it mostly because of the corona virus problems kept on spreading and making endless issues. This feeling could also cause people to take unbelievably stupid actions.
"What's up with you and all these tissues?"
"I had a coronarush in the mall yesterday, I wasn't thinking straight."
"I had a coronarush in the mall yesterday, I wasn't thinking straight."
by Prepare to be Terrorised April 20, 2020
Get the Coronarush mug.The government's excuse to have power over its people. The explanation that mandatory quarantining was for our health was what they wanted everybody to believe but instead it was just a ploy to have everybody fear for their lives over something with over a 99% survival rate, therefore, winning the government control. This will go down as the biggest hoax in the history of the world.
by jc4493 May 27, 2020
Get the Corona Virus mug.A bitch ass virus killing a lot of people. It makes people buy hella toilet paper. It also arouses everyone to watch a homosexual man with however many tigers have beef with a bitch ass lady from Florida named Carole (Carole killed her husband). Anyways this virus is a bitch and should just fuck off.
by Oop69420 April 20, 2020
Get the Corona Virus mug.A virus related to COVID-19 that affects both sides of the political spectrum. Symptoms are either intense overreaction or extreme ignorance.
Moronavirus patient #1: How dare you step outside your house. We need to keep locked down until we find a vaccine.
Response: Really? Do you realize over 25% of the population could die from poverty, stress, or suicide if we do that?
Moronavirus patient #2: COVID-19 is a hoax. Let's go out and party, party, party.
Response: What's wrong with you? My friend died of COVID-19. Do you want to keep us shut down forever and get orher people sick?
Response: Really? Do you realize over 25% of the population could die from poverty, stress, or suicide if we do that?
Moronavirus patient #2: COVID-19 is a hoax. Let's go out and party, party, party.
Response: What's wrong with you? My friend died of COVID-19. Do you want to keep us shut down forever and get orher people sick?
by Boxcar Bob May 26, 2020
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