Clothing Recon

Short for Clothing Reconstruction, recon is the practice of cutting, sewing, ripping, painting or altering pieces of clothing into something else.

I Clothing Recon-ed 3 of my t-shirts into a skirt!

by WittyJules January 23, 2009

folk clothing

A type of clothing that people who live in a certain place and follow the same culture wear.

Indians wearing the clothes that they do, is an example of folk clothing.

by Sally Denny November 23, 2015

Anal cloth

To formally shove a dirty towel in one's asshole

Dude I toally shoved my anal cloth up there to reach that Lego I left in that big ass.

by Swag fegs May 5, 2015

Bum Cloth

A clean piece of cloth that started life as a face cloth but was relegated to use with the nether regions and as such, does not deserve the moniker of face cloth.
Used in communal bathing events like among young siblings.

Don't mix up the face cloth and the bum cloth.

by timsworld July 18, 2019

saturated cloth

When you have the most horrific diarrhoea and you don't quite make it to the toilet. As opposed to "touching cloth" with a regular shit.

Gerard: how you feeling?
Andy: Bad, got the shits
Gerard: did you make it or were you touching cloth?
Andy: nah, more like Saturated cloth with this one. A bit like when a rhino goes for a dip in a lake.

by Wolfpack2011 July 9, 2020

wang cloth

A cloth that covers your dick/wang. I.e. underwear

Joe: Why are you getting up, it's mom's funeral!?
Frank: I gotta readjust my wang cloth.

by Wang cloth September 19, 2016

Clothes Call

When you almost poop your pants but get to the bathroom in the nick of time. This is typical for the day after a long night of drinking, chili eating or hot dog eating competition.

Dude that was such a clothes call. I barely got to sit down before I started pooping!

by MoreDumbStuff August 20, 2017