Bill Clinton 

A pot-smoking ex-president who always has sex on his mind.

Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite word?
A: Oral.

Bill Clinton by Radical Republican February 1, 2005

Bill Clinton 

the act of getting fallatio (a blow job) in a forbidden place.

I got a Bill Clinton on the school balcony.
Bill Clinton got a Bill Clinton in the Oval Office from Monica Lewinsky, and now that guff slut, butchi has her own T.V. show.

My friend got a Bill Clinton in the plan bathroom, and is now a part of the Mile High club.

Bill Clinton by Kevin Clowser April 22, 2003

Hillary Clinton 

A cunt running for president. Sometimes referred to as "Crooked Hillary". Has no gut.

Mike: I'm voting for Hillary Clinton because Donald Trump is racist even though I can't find an example of how he's racist.
George: Mike, you're drunk, I'll help you home.

Hillary Clinton by Siron Fox August 26, 2016

Bill Clinton 

A fucking moron from Arkansas who has currently opened a Clinton library that looks like a fucking huge trailer (makes sense for Bubba)

Hah, Ah'm peckerhead Bill Clinton and ah lahk gettin head in thuh Oval Orifice, ah mean Office! Oh wait, ah'm not there anymore......(Sobs)

Bill Clinton by The Bush Fan November 18, 2004

Bill Clinton 

The act of smoking marijuana, but not inhaling, and therefore not getting high

Dude, Joseph just pulled a Bill Clinton.

Bill Clinton by Rey November 30, 2004

Hillary Clinton 

1. A situation where a person ignores a spouse's public or obvious infidelity, and then utilizing it to obtain a successful public career.
2. An action where a person creates an elaborate lie, such as being targeted by sniper fire, to make oneself look better.

1. Gill did a "Hillary Clinton" when she forgave Bill. She's now the CEO of Bill's company.
2. Ted did a "Hillary Clinton" yesterday. He never was deported to Guantanamo Bay.

Hillary Clinton by MickyBlue October 18, 2008

Bill Clinton 

Doesn't have a good poker face.
I can tell when he's lying.
When he gets really really pissed and red faced and shakes his finger THAT's when he is lying.

Bill Clinton "I did not have sex with that woman" "I tried to get Osama" *head explodes*

Bill Clinton by i pooped in your shoe September 22, 2006