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commando

synonym to "tries to hard in pubs"
pregame allstar
by Anonymous July 1, 2003
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Keyboard Commando

Rationality says:
Capt. Commando: "How about you take your fuckin keybord an shuv it up your fucking asss you fucking faggot fuckfaced fucking cuntsmear! I'll fucking kick your ass, bitch!"
Just try it fucker. Come on... I dare you.
by Den-bot February 13, 2005
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commando

The most awesomely cool person in the whole entire world~!
Hey Commando! U r so cool!
by MandaMonkee May 31, 2004
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commando butlick

a person who sucks up to a teacher/carer e.g a teachers pet or something like that
see that faggot lickin off that teacher? hes a commando butlick
by colonel ass pirate August 25, 2009
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Reverse Commando

The wearing of a g-string, thong, or the like - the wrong way around. Either back-to-front. Or, more often, sideways. Often occurs when getting dressed while intoxicated.
An otherwise nicely dressed woman is unfortunately showing off her g-string... only something's not quite right there... ooops... that's one hell of a reverse commando... and a great camel toe while she's at it!!
by Mello Yellows February 21, 2011
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Clamando

Jan couldnt find any clean panties so she had to go CLAMANDO at work today
by Darth_baiter May 13, 2024
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Cleavage Cammando

A guy who goes around looking for girls with nice cleavage to titty fuck
Zack is such a cleavage cammando, all he ever looks at is tits!
by dboyfromdahood December 16, 2011
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