claps

gonorhea gonorhea

it hurtsa whenb u pee-a when u pee-a

enjoy ur dick while it lasts

lick the gonorhea of my dick

by Libido January 10, 2005

three claps

A game where if one individual claps three times in quick succession, as in only 1 or 2 seconds between claps, he may backhand another guy in the balls unless the recipient claps once before contact is made or three seconds pass. If the attacker follows through with the strike anyway, the recipient is allowed to hit/kick/punch the original attacker with as much force as humanly possible.

Lets go tigers, lets go.
*three claps*
*hit neighbor in the nuts*
*neighbor doubles over*

by MyNameIsInUseByAnotherUser October 23, 2007

Clash of Clans

A pretty Ok "Strategy" game if you must, but became wildly popular worldwide for unknown reasons.

Why is everyone crazed by Clash of Clans? I can think of better games like Castle Clash and Super Mario world 3

by Pharmaceutically Damaged November 26, 2014

Clams

Someones hands that are very disgusting and have the look and feel of a dead animal

Marcus:Dude today i was with simon he touched my arm with his clams and when i get home im going to take a three-hour shower

by clamy mc. nasty March 1, 2007

Clamslam

feminine of cockblock

Prudence and Dan frequently had time alone but her clamslamming roommate ruined any chances they had to have sex

by Kattypoo March 5, 2009

clams

A shortened term for the STD chlamydia; goes hand in hand with the term crabs.

That bitch is a walking STD with all them crabs and clams on her puss.

by David Kaiser April 20, 2003

clag

Unidentifiable substance, usually of a secreted, bodily fluid type nature. Australian version of "shmegma".

Dude, I've gotta change my shirt...I just noticed that there's clag all over it.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003