Chocolate Puma

The act of penetrating an anus, whilst the other party deficates around ones penis.

Oh Johnny just chocolate puma'd that bad boy

by Check out my gravel pit January 10, 2020

Chocolate Chumming

Defecating while being towed behind a watercraft.

Jason laid a line of Chocolate Chumming in front of the dock where Peter was jumping his bike resulting in Peter getting pinkeye.

by mosport76 April 5, 2016

chocolate lather

to take a shit in ones body wash bottle.

you smell like shit" "yeah someone chocolate lathered me

by stackattack January 8, 2011

Chocolate Fantasy

A caucasian's desire to have sex with an African American. Wanting to go black and then go back.

Hugh Grant wasn't making a mistake. He just had a chocolate fantasy.

by Bigrick9 July 7, 2018

Orgasmic chocolate

The quick relase you need before you go to work

damn i had a boner but that orgasmic chocolate worked better then your mom

by Your moms anon December 22, 2008

chocolate wallet

"Chocolate wallet" is a colloquial term for the asshole. An ideal place to keep contraband and/or hidden treasure.

Eg. "Dude, where are we gonna hide this blow?" "Give it here, I'll put it in my chocolate wallet."

"Dude, where are we gonna hide this blow?" "Give it here, I'll put it in my chocolate wallet."

by YesYesYesYesNo December 3, 2014

chocolate chink

A Chinese person that tries to act black.

"Yao always tries to be a chocolate chink...."

by Diep January 24, 2008