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Check My Crotch Pose

A posture to show off a bulge of one's penis in the pants. Its like, WELL WELL, look what I got down here in my pants!
*WINK WINK*

Posture is achieved either by thrusting the pelvis forward or spreading the legs in a standing posture.

Meaning of the posture in males is to get the attention of the females of the species by showing the prowess of one's genital area, thus meaning a high probability of procreative ability.

A variation of the expression is one where the word crotch is replaced by the word COCK. It will preserve the letters in the acronym of the original expression.
Hurry, Jay, Mallu is comming this way. SHOW YOUR CHECK MY CROTCH POSE NOW!

(Mallu is a girl who Jay likes. Jay flexes his pelvis so that his penis tighten the textile in his jeans' frontal crotch area.)
by Mr. Bulgarian Bulge January 23, 2011
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Check the goods

Verifying that another person's gender is what they claim it to be. Generally refers to verifying that the female with whom you are about to participate in sexual activity does not have a penis.
When I go to Thailand I always check the goods before I pay them.
by thisistoomucheffort November 15, 2014
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Smell Check

When a parent hugs you and discretely sniffs for pot, alcohol, etc.
"Ah man this party's the bomb, you wanna smoke with me?"
"Nah bro, my mom always smell checks me when i get home."
"oh. .. Wanna try exploding Dave's cat in the microwave?"
"Yes."
by TotallyNotHighRigntNow January 14, 2015
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Check-Chicken

A couple people owe mak money , so he's gonna go check-chicken on the 1st when they get there check
by BIGMAK GUCCI June 2, 2018
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SQUIRREL CHECK

THE USE OF A SPECULUM TO CHECK THE INSIDE OF ONES LADY PARTS
MAN, I JUST GOT A SQUIRREL CHECK IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM.
by Kelsea Barts September 4, 2018
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Pussy Check

This is where u check a lass out before you go for her.
James: '' How bout that lass over there g? ''
Calean: '' Nah bro let me Pussy Check her firstly ''
by Coochie Kid May 22, 2019
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cheat check

A very difficult, if not impossible, question often put on science and engineering tests to determine who is working with others and/or using Chegg, Symbolab, or other "help" websites. Works best on take-home exams. The OG move is for the professor to enlist a teaching assistant to post a convincing yet fake answer on one of these types of sites. Sometimes also referred to as "Chegg bait".
Billy: "How'd you do question number 3 on the differential equations exam?"
Bob: "I just used Symbolab."
Billy: "Damn, you just failed the cheat check! That integral is not solvable by methods we've learned."
by kgm/s October 15, 2020
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