Chelsea FC

Similar to the football team you support... but better.

Unless you support Chelsea that is...

Chelsea shit on arsenal, palace and all the other inferior london based football clubs...

by J January 18, 2005

Chelsea M

1. Sexiest girl ever
2. Funniest times together
3. Favorite relative/best friend

Chelsea M, do you like my shnoggles?

by Blueknightess March 17, 2005

Chelski

A Russian sport club founded in 2003 by the founder Roman Abramovich who is also a Russian mafia boss. It has no history whatsoever and achieved nothing before that. It's the most shameful Russian football club (though based in London): the fans are shameful, the founder is shameful, and most of the managers are shameful. Fans have no loyalty and most of them are foreign kids who first knew the team from FIFA games. They treat their managers who brought them trophies like trash. No one in their right mind wants to work at this shameful club, they just go there to grab some cash and get some result on their CV and then leave, like Rafa. The team is expect to disappear and relegated to league 2 after Roman got bore with spending money on football.

chelski fan1: Hey mate, who is starting tonight?
chelski fan2: It's that pacy bloke... I couldn't pronounce his name right.
chelski fan1: Yeah, Robinsicski something .... glad we got him from last transfer window.
chelski fan2: What're u talking lad? Robinsicski went to City.
chelski fan1: Ah..sorry mate I got confused. I mean I got him transferred in FIFA 16.

by londonsufist May 10, 2014

anton chelnokov

a russian acrobat in cirque du soleil's varekai and saltimbanco

anton chelnokov is hot stuff

by wakkawakka December 28, 2003

chelsea fc

the best english team. With members such as lampard and cech. liverpool are alright but chelsea are still better

chelsea fc rule
manchester united have no future

by insomniac16 July 31, 2006

Chelsea

Chelsea's are very sexy and cute! Their fun to be around and if your a guy you should date her. They have big boobs and a nice ASS!!! Their kinda shy but they have a wild side.

hey dude, do you see that girl over thier?

dam, that has to be a Chelsea

by colby04 December 2, 2010

Chelsea

The most Amazing, silly, goofy, crazy, insane, understanding girl in the world. shes very loving and always is there for her friends. youd be the most lucky guy in the fucking universe if you had her!

Chelsea is so amazing!!

by youngblood481 October 17, 2011