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Cheeselessness

a. A distinct lack of cheesyness. Measures in "Eseehc"s it determines how little cheese is in any one place at any one time. Measured on a scale of 6 to 17.3

b. Also a geological period of a global lack of cheese.
a.
Uhhh, Doctor? What's happened to to my McCheeseburger? it's... NOT CHEESY.

Ah, I'm afraid that it seems to be suffering form cheeselessness, about a 6.4 Eseehcs if I'm not going senile.

b. The Age of Cheeslessness
by The Bigger Cheese January 12, 2011
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Wallnut Cheesecake

When you apply two bricks to extreme pressure on the male genital region, causing the excretion of fluids which are instatly placed on the face of your unexpected victim.
"Let's give him a wallnut cheesecake!"

"WALLNUT CHEESECAKE!"
by Encrtia June 8, 2009
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cunt cheesecake

Something people with no creativity use as insults. The phrase means their cunt is a cheesecake or smells like one.
friend: hacks your fb lol
you: youre a cunt cheesecake
by octopussyy May 18, 2015
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oreo cheesecake

Steve and Jamal made an Oreo cheesecake and Rachel licked it up
by KlemFandango October 9, 2017
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Cheesecake

A cake made of cheese, cheese and cake...cheese and cake...if it wasn't already an established dessert, would you eat it? Would you? No i thought not...unless you happen to be a goat...

(in the same way that carrot cake is wrong, a vegetable cake?)
"want some cheesecake?"
"WHAT!??!? Cheese...in cake?...
...oh go on then"
by Fiffles August 16, 2004
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cheesecake

a yeast infection where chucky puss comes out the vagina... GROSS
i was about to fuck my girlfriend for the first time till she took off her pants and i noticed the cheesecake
by taliantim56 May 1, 2010
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chilly chilly cheesecake!

something said when its below zero and you just scraped a pile of snow off your car and once you get in its automatic you sing this about a thousand times, dancing in your seat until finally ouch hot air from the vents!
chilly chilly cheesecake chilly chilly cheesecake!!!
by EC(allysa) January 6, 2009
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