chorkling

The act of creating the 'chorkle' sound when your ass lips part, sounding something like someone dropping a grapefruit on a damp floor. Farts and poops may be much louder, but the chorkle sound is truly the 'fingers on chalkboard' sound of the elimination process.

Lord Peaches began to panic, as he hurriedly tried to finish off his relaxing wiz before the dude in the stall began chorkling in a shameless bit of pre-poop treachery.

by dovetonsils January 15, 2008

Cheelin

Another way of spelling 'chilling' AKA 'chillin' for dipshits who think their "cool"

Its just spelling the word like sounding it out...

Person1- Whats up?
Person2- Nothin' just cheelin
Person1-Cool...
Person2-Yup
**end of conversation**

by DoIFuqingCare December 18, 2011

cheesing

sniffing cat urine in order to get high

Kenny danced naked through South Park after cheesing his cat.

by Scooteristi March 26, 2008

cheesing out

the act of listening to the band string cheese incident while having had the brain altering combined experience of 10 years of multiple doses, phash shows and other hetti narcotics what do you mean

Lee: "what do you mean"
Lee: "you guys wanna come downstairs?"
Lee: "what do you mean"
Dhe: "what do you mean?"
Lee: "im going downstairs to cheesing out wanna come..what do you mean"
Lee: "what do you mean"

by ameswhatdoyoumean August 10, 2010

cheesing

the act of getting high from cat urine.

Mason: So Joe....you wanna go cheese?

Joe: Hell yes I love cheesing! I wanna cheese until I poop myself!

Mason: Me too! I love to poop!

Joe: I'm gonna go cheese and then give your mom a stone cold stunner! 3:16!!!!!

by Joe Lattuca March 26, 2008

cheesing

Using cheese (preferably the processed slices) and throwing it at other cars (windshields or open windows) as they are driving. Those usually sitting in the shotgun or backseat seats do the cheesings, as the driver speeds away.

It is best to go cheesing on warm nights when people may leave thier car windows down.

by DoraLaun April 30, 2006

checking emails into a sock

masturbating to internet pornography

sorry i didnt respond to your phonecall, i was checking emails into a sock

by will March 31, 2006