chair it up

used in heated situations meaning to settle down

For Christ sake I wasn't going to steal it, so chair it up man!

by jorgepj September 17, 2008

chairorist

A person who performs chairorism with the intention of keeping the populus chairified.

Leroy: All my chairs have been lowered!
Bob: You can't let the chairorists win!
Leroy: I'm chairified.

by Asno667 May 22, 2008

chairified

The sensation one feels after falling victim to an act of chairorism.

Leroy: Wow he looks chairified.
Bob: He fell victim to chairorism.

by Asno667 May 22, 2008

Chair Hair

Similar to 'Bed Head' in which the hair on the back of your head is matted down from prolonged sitting.

After a nap in my new Lazy Boy, I found that I had Chair Hair.

by kevinjanko August 3, 2008

chairobe

you're entire wardrobe of clothes are sitting on a chair in your room, waiting to be put away... or worn...

Commonly occurs after trying to find something cute to wear to a party, and tryig on almost everything in the closet.

Man, you should see the chairobe i have in my room, i could not find anything to wear tonight.

by ilovemtdewlikenoother October 23, 2008

Chair-jacked

To get out of your chair and walk away to do something and come back and someone is in/has taken your chair.

Dude, what the heck I walked away to go get a drink of water and you chair-jacked me.

by Nate Kampe January 23, 2009

Chairlift Bomb

An action taken on behalf of someone riding a mountain chairlift, which involves:

1. Waiting until the group in front of you has a perfect chairlift sequence (typically a family that enjoy to ride the lift together or a group of buddies).
2. Scooching forward at the last minute to join said group on the chairlift (must be seated between one or more individuals)

"Oh man! Did you see that! What a jerk! He totally pulled a chairlift bomb!"

Like photobombing, but on a chairlift

by Ritt Bitt January 11, 2011