another word for the droppings of small dogs left on carpet; usually laid where you are most likely to step on them.
Man, that freaking Chihuahua laid out a carpet tootsie in the hallway that I didn't see and stepped smack in it!
by babates February 08, 2006
When someone puts their arms out to represent wings and acts like they are a flying airplane while passing gas and leaving a vapor cloud in their wake. As to represent themselves as bomber airplane that is dropping bombs.
by chadlamo June 04, 2011
When a woman has been punched in the Vagina so hard it turns purple from the bruise. Hence the purple and if she doesn't shave, then the carpet.
by d1rt April 25, 2011
The puddle of vomit on the floor. Typically indoors hence the "carpet" prefix.
Show's evidence of one's last meal and therefore consists of many colours. Hence, "kaleidoscope".
Strangely, all spew consists of carrot's and tomato skins regardless of what one has eaten.
Show's evidence of one's last meal and therefore consists of many colours. Hence, "kaleidoscope".
Strangely, all spew consists of carrot's and tomato skins regardless of what one has eaten.
"I feel sick..."
"Don't you being doing no carpet kaleidoscope in my house!"
***barf***"
"eeeuuuwww duuuuude!"
"Don't you being doing no carpet kaleidoscope in my house!"
***barf***"
"eeeuuuwww duuuuude!"
by Flatster October 28, 2005
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A very hairy butt crack
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by barky999 June 12, 2011