Canoe ride

When a guy lies on his back and one girl sits on his face and another rides him reverse cowgirl.

"Hey girls, wanna come back to my place for a canoe ride?"

by sympathomimetic August 15, 2014

Douche Canoe

Noun: The title one gives their cheating ex.

Girlfriend: Shit, here he comes.
Boyfriend: Is that the guy you told me about?
Girlfriend: Ya; he's such a douche canoe.

by RandyRubix October 3, 2016

Douche Canoe

Someone who is being such an ass that they need to immediately leave your presence and float away forever like a canoe

Wyatt left you on read and hasn’t replied in over a week? What a douche canoe

by mlex July 15, 2019

canoe club

A workplace after-party. The name drives its origin from a bunch of young professionals at an Alberta utility company who wanted to book their after party in their work calendars but due to strict work policies, were afraid of calling it drinking night or anything on those lines.

You should join the canoe club gathering tomorrow night.

Lets go canoeing after work (even in the middle of Alberta winter)

by Billlyyyy December 19, 2016

moose canoe

Vagina

If you don't shut up, I'll kick you in the moose canoe.

by King Nimbus February 6, 2014

Douche Canoe

see Ben Mulroney; or any other D-bag.
Amplified version of original Douche Bag.

Person A: "he was wearing a pink polo with a popped collar"
Person B: "wow what a Douche Canoe!"

by awesome_s December 8, 2010

canoe jousting

The sport of standing in the back of your canoe, paddeling really hard to the left of your opponet, and trying to ram him off his canoe.

Rules:
1) Points onlt for hitting the lifejacket
2) No deacking the guy as you pass
3) No trying to tip the guy who beat you

The canoe jousting competition was a real sucess last year, except for Mark... they never found his head...

by Andrew Jerabek September 26, 2006