Douche Canoe

Noun: The title one gives their cheating ex.

Girlfriend: Shit, here he comes.
Boyfriend: Is that the guy you told me about?
Girlfriend: Ya; he's such a douche canoe.

by RandyRubix September 25, 2016

Douche Canoe

Someone who is such a douche, that his/her douchiness fills a small boat.

That guy cut me off! What a fucking douche canoe!

by Can't find my nipples April 24, 2015

canoe club

A workplace after-party. The name drives its origin from a bunch of young professionals at an Alberta utility company who wanted to book their after party in their work calendars but due to strict work policies, were afraid of calling it drinking night or anything on those lines.

You should join the canoe club gathering tomorrow night.

Lets go canoeing after work (even in the middle of Alberta winter)

by Billlyyyy December 19, 2016

Canoe ride

When a guy lies on his back and one girl sits on his face and another rides him reverse cowgirl.

"Hey girls, wanna come back to my place for a canoe ride?"

by sympathomimetic August 16, 2014

moose canoe

Vagina

If you don't shut up, I'll kick you in the moose canoe.

by King Nimbus February 07, 2014

Douche Canoe

see Ben Mulroney; or any other D-bag.
Amplified version of original Douche Bag.

Person A: "he was wearing a pink polo with a popped collar"
Person B: "wow what a Douche Canoe!"

by awesome_s December 07, 2010

Douche Canoe

A douche canoe is a more playful term for a douche bag. Can be used to name a idiotic person when they cause a situation that could be dangerous.

Will: *Hit's Tyler*
Tyler: Ow you douche canoe!

by BringerofMail December 12, 2010