Calvin

If you disobey, MMMMMMM!!!!!! she will devour your soul! the dark lord herself! execution!!!!!!!!(she also enjoys stabbing people with highliters.

"No please! Lord Calvin, Have Mercy!"
Calvin: "Oh, you didnt turn in your math homework little boy! NO Mercy!"

by insidecheesegrater June 11, 2018

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Someone who runs really fast but bikes super slow(slow = usain bolt). Tromboner. Anyone would be lucky to date him! Makes you feel like there’s no one else in the entire world but you two. He will even try to play piano pieces with you even though you suck. Calvin is the type to suddenly become amazing at tennis in 10 min. Any flaws? Nope. Zodiac sign? Compatible with yours. Always cherish the moments you get to spend with Calvin.

Calvin, you’re a great driver, thank you for not getting in a car crash while I’m in the car!!

by Deborah Johns Seymour Butes July 13, 2021

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