Dr Comfort

The real pedophile is not outside of the school it’s inside.

Dr Comfort is a stalker.

by BobDaBich June 21, 2021

need comf

means "I need comfort" either from someone or anyone.

i'm not okay, i do need comf.

by ÜwÜ March 19, 2022

pigeons in the comfrey

The expression “pigeons in the comfrey” (specifically the lack thereof) refers both, somewhat confusingly, to a person who is not quite here mentally (similar to cobweb head), or who is restlessly busy doing many things (similarly to have fingers in many pies)

* Since the accident, Donald has not been the same. He doesn't have a lot of pigeons left in his comfrey.
* Joe never has a lot of pigeons in the comfrey. I don't know how he keeps up with all those projects.

by Ein3 March 21, 2023

Comfort Food

Food that provides a sense of comfort and puts your mind at ease. Food that makes you forget your troubles.

He ate some comfort food to forget about how he was just fired.

by jj975 April 13, 2015

Comfort Sex

A sexual encounter between two people who used to be intimate. Like comfort food, comfort sex lets individuals reminisce about happier times and feel better about themselves.

When you fuck your ex, it's comfort sex.

by comfortsex May 3, 2011

comfort

a verryyy small town in texas, about an hour north west of san antonio. the majority of the people are mexican that live in comfort place. which is, if you didn't know, a big community of trailers in which are many mexicans

home to the famous John Paiz//Jacob Binge//TEX(Garret Hastings)//Casey Petty

also home to many rednecks and just plain cool kids

Lets go to comfort and do absolutely nothing.

I can't wait to go to comfort, just so i can hear one of TEX's stories.

by your_bestfuckingfriendforlife March 24, 2009

comfortable coinage

It's important to note that I mistakenly put "nickel and two dimes" where "nickel and two pennies" was clearly what I should have said.

Lesson learned: I am stupid.

by J Monty Rivers December 27, 2003