pope creamer

Slang term the alter boy closest to the Pope.

You will piss off mary ann if you refer to her uncle as pope creamer.

by Reggie Hammer June 22, 2005

Creased

To be so intoxicated as to be folded over.

That guy had so much to drink he was totally creased!

by andyinvegas December 25, 2011

Creamer

When a man ejaculates inside a woman without knowing her sexual history or birth control situation.

Person A: Yeah, I gave her a creamer!
Person B: Uh oh; better get checked for STDs! Also, make sure you buy some plan B.

by JKH-SWAG May 6, 2021

artificial creamer

The substance that directors of porn films use when their star cannot ejaculate at the levels required for the scene.

Dick Biggus has already done 20 takes of this scene and just can't produce any more, let's put some artificial creamer on her face.

by The Real Killjoy April 6, 2010

banana creamer

(Noun) The sexual act of shoving a banana inside a woman's wet vagina, then twisting the banana and pushing it in and pulling it out as if you were fucking her. Then after 5 minutes, you take the banana out and eat it.

Randy: Dude, that strip club was awesome!

Billy Bob: I know, I got a boner!

Randy: Well, then let's do something about it!

Billy Bob: What?

Randy: Go get a hooker and do a banana creamer!

Billy Bob: What the fuck is a banana creamer?

Randy: Just fuck her with a banana and eat it.

Billy Bob: Sick! Let's do it!

Randy: Yeah!

by Sirel May 21, 2011

rusty creamer

The sexual act of ejaculating into a woman's ass, pulling out, and immediately entering her vagina.

Tommy gave me a Rusty Creamer last night, and now chocha feels weird.

by agirl.youknow April 24, 2014

butt creamery

When ejaculate enters into the rectum and is stirred or whipped through the action of thrusting until the ejaculate is a cream like substance.

In the short story Victory Lap a damaged young man is unable to stop excessive use of expletives. He states "cock, cunt, slut, shit, fuck, butt creamery."

by literaryexpert January 26, 2015