cream gobbler

A Thot who loves to slap multiple meat on the face, juggling multiple pee pees, creaming on her face everytime.

Hey dude, how did it go last night with the cream gobbler?

by uzi 254 May 18, 2023

Cream on the Inside Clean on the Outside

It comes from the song "Ice Cream Paint Job" by D O double R.

He is talking about his car.. but what people fail to realize is that he is really talking about his girl's vagina.. vajayjay.. girl's private part.. yes..

"Dang, bro, my girls vagina.. It's cream on the inside clean on the outside!"

by jdub09 July 11, 2009

Cream His Niners

Slang - used when someone is much too excited given the situation at hand, or used personally when one is in total disbelief. Originally coined by a student at Western Heights Middle School in Hagerstown, MD, in the mid-90's, this phrase was used to describe an excitable neighbor of one the students that loved to wear San Fransisco 49ers zebra pants - this neighbor seemed to always be getting very worked up and excited, and the phrase, "He's creamin' his niners (pants)" was born. Usable today in almost any situation.

He's going to cream his niners when he sees my new truck.

I about cream my niners every time I shoot my new gun.

by NHHSDave October 15, 2010

cream straw

The act of ejaculating into a condom, then have your significant other suck the contents from the condom.

Hey babe, how about a cream straw for dessert?

by sweet spot 69 January 1, 2014

cream pocket

You fill a girls vagina with Coolwhip and then lick it out and tickle her clit with your tounge.

"Yo dude you can't even imagine. I just gave her a Cream Pocket."

by Joshipu March 3, 2015

cream cheese

Something that is used to spread on your partner's body during sex. Popularized by getting stuck in a girls braces, it was coined by a couple who are mentally retarded.

Girl: I'll get Randall over here and spread cream cheese all over me!
Guy: Oh hell no, thats my job!

by Anjew123 March 29, 2009

cream eye from the one eye

Having one's eye welded shut by a hot stream of man chowder.

Fuck the facial, lets give her a cream eye from the one eye.

by chefboyardeeznutzinyourmoufus July 1, 2006