crank hair 

Pubic hair that is located on the shaft of the penis.

Dude, I got my crank hair stuck in my zipper.

crank hair by Paul June 20, 2006

crank that flight 2074 

when you're on a flight and you see a girl who is sleeping with an empty seat next to her, you slide in next to her and start masturbating and ejaculate in her hair. she will file a $200,000 lawsuit against the airline.

i did a crank that flight 2074 on dis chick and now american airlines has to pay out 200k

crank that flight 2074 by austingale March 16, 2008

Crank That Lincoln 

When a guy is doing a girl from behind, right before he ejaculates, he pulls out and squirts at the back of her head. A reference to abraham lincoln who got shot in the back of his head.

One night I was so annoyed with sally I thought it would be funny if I crank that lincoln without her knowing.

Crank That Lincoln by Todd MacGuire December 29, 2007

Crank It Up

• An expression used to elicit excitement.
• Requesting an assistant to try a machine for operation.
• requesting for a controller of some device be operated in a manner to elevate the output.

• "Ok, I've replaced the flux capacitor, that should go now crank it up!"

• "sweet brah! Dis Ma favourite tune!! Crank it uuuuup!!

Crank It Up by Wade the rubber spade September 9, 2016

crank dat 

The most annoying song ever to be released. It is rapped by Soulja Boy, a 17yr old kid with no talent. One of the songs that makes rap music hard to defend.

Person 1: "crank dat and superman dat hoe"

Person 2: Lets kick his ass for singing that song

crank dat by hiphopfan February 10, 2008

crank a yam

To defecate, poop, etc. See yam.

I'll be back in a few...gotta go crank a yam.

crank a yam by Dichotomy June 16, 2003

Crank and Cover 

When a man masturbates, and after completing this task, simply puts his pants back up WITHOUT cleaning up.

Last night while I was laying in bed, I did a crank and cover.

Crank and Cover by SchecterGuy April 28, 2010