covid cluster

A plan that turns into a complete hot mess & confusing situation due to guidelines and rules because of Coronavirus or Covid-19.

I just wanted to throw Debbie a nice surprise birthday party, but we’re only allowed 10 people, we have stay six feet apart and we have to wear masks! It’s a complete covid cluster!

by Tluv777 August 31, 2020

Covid-in-Chief

When the Comander-in-Chief welcomes Covid into his house and lets it take over the place.

The Covid-in-Chief has told everyone not to fear Coronavirus.

by No Hemingway October 5, 2020

Covid Dick

Covid Dick is a phenomena where male covid patients have reported loss in the length and girth of their penis after recovering from Covid-19. This reduction in length can be anywhere from half an inch to 3 inches in some cases. It's also been said to cause erectile dysfunction and can at times be permanent damage.

Girl 1: "So hows your sex life!"

Girl 2: *sighs* "Robbie has covid dick so he can barely get up anymore and even when he does its not the same..."

by HealthAdvice November 18, 2022

Chronic Coviditis

A terrible disease that attacks the muscular tissue in the male reproductive organ, making it smaller in size.

“Why’s it so small?”

“My chronic coviditis made it much smaller. I swear it was bigger!”

by Mykenzieisgay January 4, 2022

COVID balls

When your scrotum has become so loose from constantly wearing sweatpants without underwear that lifelong wearers of briefs can now only wear boxers. Caused by the major lifestyle changes from the pandemic.

Example 1:
Becky: Why is your trashcan filled with underwear?
Adam: Pandemic's given me major COVID balls, they hang so low now that I had to replace my briefs with boxers.
Becky: Send pic

Example 2:
Doc: And cough
John: Cough cough
Doc: Hanging pretty loose huh? Recent change?
John: Yep, can't even wear briefs anymore
Doc: Must be COVID balls, my wife's got the COVID tits
John: Is there a cream for that?

by maxinsight19 May 12, 2021

Covid Karen

The type of person that screams at people to "Stay Home, Stay Safe!". She writes her opinion on everything online...repeating this same mantra over and over again. She loves to drive around in her car with her windows up and her mask on, by herself, terrified the virus will attack her if she isn't vigilant. She can't imagine going back to normal. She loves the attention and the righteousness she feels when she gets to tell people what to do and dob in her neighbours and friends for not following the rules. She has been waiting a lifetime to send out her virtue signals all over the globe. She finally has her audience.

Did I ask for your opinion, Covid Karen?

by Caszie87 August 2, 2021

covid-b

Covid-B is a widespread desease caused by aAmerican entertainer Cardi B. It’s spread by the constant listening of Cardi’s discography. Other ways it can be transmitted is by getting within 6 feet near her.

I think i’m coming down with Covid-B because i just finished listening to cardis earrape songs

by tayrianaslut November 10, 2020