a- The ring shaped dent or stretched area in your wallet due to a long period of time when your unused condom in your wallet in your back pocket has been sat on repeatedly
b- the red ring at the base of a man's shaft, that goes to the top, due to the idiot using a condom they purchased quite a few years earlier, when they were most likely pre-pubescent, and is much too small, leaving a pressure mark after it's use.
b- the red ring at the base of a man's shaft, that goes to the top, due to the idiot using a condom they purchased quite a few years earlier, when they were most likely pre-pubescent, and is much too small, leaving a pressure mark after it's use.
a- "I can tell you have a rubber in your wallet"
"how so?"
"i can see the condom ring from here, haha"
b- "I think my condom's the wrond size"
"why do you think that?"
"Its so small I have a condom ring every time i use it, and sometimes it hurts"
"how so?"
"i can see the condom ring from here, haha"
b- "I think my condom's the wrond size"
"why do you think that?"
"Its so small I have a condom ring every time i use it, and sometimes it hurts"
by Bill Dimonta April 23, 2009
Get the Condom ring mug.An unfortunate affliction found in males that 99% of the time will lead to bigger problems. One with this disorder will be extremly arroused, hard, and ready for a sexual encounter until a condom is applied. Once the condom is on, the male's errection disappears and goes completly limp. After this, one of the following happens:
1. The female refuses to go forward without a condom and the male never gets laid.
2. The female and male agree to forget the condom and go for it, usually leading to an STD, pregnancy, or both.
3. The male pathetically tries with the condom on until the female tires and says "Oh, just get off me already!"
Some men only have the disorder when drunk, while others have it all their lives.
1. The female refuses to go forward without a condom and the male never gets laid.
2. The female and male agree to forget the condom and go for it, usually leading to an STD, pregnancy, or both.
3. The male pathetically tries with the condom on until the female tires and says "Oh, just get off me already!"
Some men only have the disorder when drunk, while others have it all their lives.
Dude: I am soo hard!
Chick: Woah! Don't forget the condom!
::Dude puts condom on and looses errection::
Chick: Oh no! You're condom shy aren't you? Fuck this, I'll see ya later...
Dude: Damn it!!
Chick: Woah! Don't forget the condom!
::Dude puts condom on and looses errection::
Chick: Oh no! You're condom shy aren't you? Fuck this, I'll see ya later...
Dude: Damn it!!
by cinymin86 November 21, 2009
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1. A banana with a condom on it.
Used for fucking a girl with a banana,the condom being on the banana so the girl will not have an orgasm all over the healthy fruit.
2.Commonly used for fucking a girl if you don't want to get your dick or your fingers dirty. Newbies use this technique all the time.
Used for fucking a girl with a banana,the condom being on the banana so the girl will not have an orgasm all over the healthy fruit.
2.Commonly used for fucking a girl if you don't want to get your dick or your fingers dirty. Newbies use this technique all the time.
Person 1: Hey man,mind if I have some condoms? I'm going to fuck my girlfriend tonight.
Person 2: Yeah sure,you're lucky because I almost ran out,the last one is on that Banana,just take it.
Person 1:...What in the fuck....
Person 2: Don't ask. Just don't. Condom Banana is just right for you.
Person 2: Yeah sure,you're lucky because I almost ran out,the last one is on that Banana,just take it.
Person 1:...What in the fuck....
Person 2: Don't ask. Just don't. Condom Banana is just right for you.
by The Educator. September 27, 2013
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2. The backbone of Puerto Rico's economy.
2. The backbone of Puerto Rico's economy.
Alan: Why do you have so many Condom worlds.
Random Puerto Rican Student: I don't know. We're horny.
Random Puerto Rican Student: I don't know. We're horny.
by Not Well Hung February 8, 2007
Get the condom world mug."Sarah held a finger condom to christi's face and snapped it on her. Causing her to have a condom face?"
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Get the Condom Magic Trick mug.A military mess game where a number of condoms are filled with shots but one with spunk. The person is blidfolded, then has to choose a condom & drink it's contents!
by Boltaction November 16, 2007
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