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cleptoglassiac

A person who suffers from the irresistible urge to steal glasses from drinking establishments.
Dude, I stuck three pint glasses in my bag last night! I didn't know that many would fit in there! I'm turning into a total cleptoglassiac!
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Chefting

Some times Chef-Thaaanng,Depending on the level of chefness in the kitchen.
A Chef full of supercoolness.
Oringinated in Suffolk,UK the chefting has been becoming amazinger by the minute.

Usually used as a term of endearment from one chef to another.
Chef1: Heyyyy Cheftingggg Wasupppp???
Chef2: Aw yano chefting,things are cool!
Chef1: Great we've Got loads in tonight,so lets whack some cream in that and get it heated.
Chef2: Fo`Sho chef ting!
by Chefting October 4, 2010
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cleptard

someone of the criminal persuasion who is distinctly lacking in light-fingered talent

the opposite of michael jacksons "smooth criminal"
the guy i watched steal a packet of biscuits... and run into a lamp post is a cleptard.
by somdeluxe December 16, 2010
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Cleter

Definition One: The name Peter Griffin but the P is replaced with a CL emoji

Definition Two: A name used to replace anything offensive

Definition Three: When you feel awkward, and don't know what to say
Example One:

Person 1: Do you want to come over, Fucker?

Person 2: It would be an honour, CLETER!!!

Example Two:

My crush told me to buzz off. Therefore, I responded by saying CLETER!!!
by Beter Fat August 9, 2018
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Clef

A scary crybaby that got a lot of mouth
Kamel is a clef because he cryes at everything
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Cletcha

I’m not going to cletcha today
by Wee loc’s December 24, 2021
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Deep Cleated

when someone forces their foot into your rectum for your sexual pleaser, sometimes while wearing a shoe.
"dude i just deep cleated your mom"
by footpenetration August 24, 2011
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