Chris 

A kid with the last name pike and likes all the dudes

Bruh you seen Chris?
Yea he looks dumb

He does like men

Chris by NateTooSmoove January 10, 2020

Chris 

This name means ‘Small Dick’ in cursive.

“You know Chris?”
Yeah, me and small dick are friends”

Chris by Chris tinsley March 23, 2020

Chris 

A fucking weird ass simp who tries to impress girls by luring them but inevitably getting dubbed

Chris: Baby check your email! I wanted to apologize...
*knock on door*
Police: NYPD we got a warrant to check your home for simp activity! Open up!
Chris: Oh no! Baby I’ll protect you.
Ashley: Yes officer over here! Please come quickly!

Chris by Hunter69420 April 16, 2020

Chris 

Chris is a stupid dickhead who stinks at Fifa and rages all the time . He is super toxic and probably has Autism . Usually from Sheffield and eats coco pops with a fork

Ah bro don’t be a chris

Chris by Jon has a massive dong April 17, 2020

Chris 

Like Christmas but without the "tmas", but it still totally invokes the same feeling. Well, assuming you love Xmas.

I got a present- it must be Chris.

Chris by KristenCallaway May 6, 2020

Chris 

An idiot who waters trees

“Chris hemsworth is such an idiot”
“Why?”
“He waters the trees”

Chris by Rocket hero spiral gaze June 3, 2020

Chris 

Type of person who is really funny and sometimes shits in the shower.

“Do you know Chris”
“Showershitter Chris”

Chris by Fattyjuicypussy June 17, 2020