chode

a short fat and stubby dick...

EWWWWWWWW ..... Mr. Grosso has a chode

by GO SUCK A NUT October 9, 2003

chode

The area between your sac and your asshole.

Mrs Majerus was being a bitch, so i made her tongue my chode.

by methoddman November 24, 2007

chode

An oval shaped penis, with the width being the long part.

Why is everyone proud of their chode, when you can have a schlong like me?

by jakrel June 2, 2005

Chode

The area between a guys part and his ass. Or a derogatory term for someone refering to the real definition.

Gosh, my teacher is such a freakin chodewaxer.

by gashdammit September 21, 2005

chode

a penis wider than it is long.
Funseal has a chode

"funseal chodes goats"

by Waffleo Teh Magnificent August 24, 2006

chode

1. A penis that is wider than it is long, i.e, Brian Trimble.

2. When you're dick is so short you're hair regularly grows longer than you're dick.

3. A penis impossible to see by it's owner.

Johnny: "What a horny fatass!
Richard: "Well what do you expect, he can't see his own chode to give himself pleasure."

by Johnny Simmons May 12, 2008

Chode

Penis.
Twice the Girth, Half the Length

Suckle on my chode bitch

by Weegro December 25, 2008