Catherine
While Karen is the complainer, Catherine is the push over— the proverbial “best friend.”As your best friend, she is always there. She is your “rock.” She will allow you to hurt her. She will tolerate all your bad behavior. As a lover, she will forgive you if you’re unfaithful. She will understand if you lie. As a person, she is deeply insecure. She knows she is not the leading lady. She knows she is the “best friend”. So, she usually has many friends to define her and impress. Typically American, blonde haired and blue eyed. She has no real opinion of her own. So, she has no style or sense of fashion. She is the one most likely to become the perfect “stepford wife” and take up running as a hobby, but honestly can you blame her?
While Karen is the complainer, Catherine is the push over— the proverbial “best friend.”As your best friend, she is always there. She is your “rock.” She will allow you to hurt her. She will tolerate all your bad behavior. As a lover, she will forgive you if you’re unfaithful. She will understand if you lie. As a person, she is deeply insecure. She knows she is not the leading lady. She knows she is the “best friend”. So, she usually has many friends to define her and impress. Typically American, blonde haired and blue eyed. She has no real opinion of her own. So, she has no style or sense of fashion. She is the one most likely to become the perfect “stepford wife” and take up running as a hobby, but honestly can you blame her?
Ex: HER: Ugh, I’m never gonna fit in here. Just look at those girls. They are perfect.
HIM: Yeah, on paper.
HER: God, I wish I looked like that.
HIM: Is that really what you want? You want to be a Catherine?
HER: Yeah, why not?
HIM: Her entire life is fake. She’s not even a real blonde.
HER: No!
HIM: Yes! Listen to me, focus on yourself, the world will adjust. The last thing this world needs is another Catherine.
HER: Really?
HIM: Really.
HIM: Yeah, on paper.
HER: God, I wish I looked like that.
HIM: Is that really what you want? You want to be a Catherine?
HER: Yeah, why not?
HIM: Her entire life is fake. She’s not even a real blonde.
HER: No!
HIM: Yes! Listen to me, focus on yourself, the world will adjust. The last thing this world needs is another Catherine.
HER: Really?
HIM: Really.
by Kaucher December 30, 2023
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by C A S S May 18, 2022
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Person 2: Ms. Ingram
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by 10 Nipples May 14, 2018
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by empanahaah December 03, 2021
Get the Catherine mug.a menace of a child. she will absolutely destroy your self esteem and terrorize you for the rest of your days, especially if she's got orange hair. that aside, Catherines are super lively people and they're really fun to be around. they are the best people to take with you to big events like concerts because they make everything so much more fun. bonus points if she looks stupid in every photo you take of her! overall, if you're friends with a Catherine, consider yourself lucky to have her because she's probably going to change your life for the better!
Girl1: Have you seen Catherine? She's drop-dead gorgeous!
Girl2: IKR?! I'm so glad she's my friend!
Girl1: Ugh, you lucky bitch-
Girl2: IKR?! I'm so glad she's my friend!
Girl1: Ugh, you lucky bitch-
by pls_savemysoul August 31, 2023
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Unlike other Catherines she is a kind soul that naturally cares for everything and everyone around her.
She is pretty and smart at the same time.
Hopefully one day everyone will meet a cat with a C.
Unlike other Catherines she is a kind soul that naturally cares for everything and everyone around her.
She is pretty and smart at the same time.
Hopefully one day everyone will meet a cat with a C.
by Bill Wilkins March 30, 2025
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