by boobcanyonbrown January 16, 2019

SOME SPOOKY SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT UNLESS U WHITE The KKK lives here it's been confirmed September 8, 2017 9:36pm JBCN
by cecangelina April 19, 2018

by Robin A Bird February 21, 2024

Greatest dental office of all time!! Known for its extremely knowledgeable staff and amazing patients!
by Canyon dental centre November 23, 2021

When a person goes without wiping for a prolonged period, causing the excrement to harden in their buttcrack. When in humid climates, it can get musty and then be called “Swamp Bark”. Can be used as decoration or garnish.
Brad: Hey Terry, you wanna come to Ariel’ s party tomorrow? Sasha’s gonna be there!
Terry: I can’t bro, I got some canyon bark brewin’ right now. It’s almost ripe!
Terry: I can’t bro, I got some canyon bark brewin’ right now. It’s almost ripe!
by Elan Throbber March 16, 2025

Small unincorporated area of alameda county located just to s of Fremont California. The canyon follows the traverse of alameda creek east to sunol ca
by 4realazitgits March 31, 2021

A middle school in western Agoura Hills, CA. It's mascot is the cougar and is classified as the slightly less awful version of AE Wright middle school. Half the kids look like they should be in high school and the other half, SHOULD be in juvenile hall. It seems that the school believes that throwing water at a teacher AND getting arrested by the school cop in the same afternoon in front of the school is not enough to even suspend them. The school also doesn't believe that students are worthy of seats either, so any time you are called into the multi purpose room, you have to sit on the floor like a bunch of first graders. It's not all bad, though. You have the pep squad, which is basically a bunch of girls in shorts and jerseys dancing proactively to whiny pop music. Also you have a prominent skating culture here, and what that means, is that you have a pretty good chance on having 3'4 shrimp with daddy issues bailing right on you while walking passed any staircase with a railing. But it's a blue ribbon school, so I guess that's cool....
"Lindero Canyon Middle School has great teachers!" -parent
"Yeah, but only if the school allows them to do their jobs!" -kid who actually goes there
"Yeah, but only if the school allows them to do their jobs!" -kid who actually goes there
by plus-size albert November 22, 2020
