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When you front fart but a little cheese excretes its saltiness out.
OMG! Max francis was walking one day to pick the kiddies up and buy some african bongos when his well dirty smeg hole began to moisten and erupt again.
by Doc smegoday June 20, 2017

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A cummy rag stuffed under your pillow
Will was having a tug on the old rattle snake when he realised that his dog was chewing on his crispy bashrag, the rag had seeped onto the dogs face and his man muck had secreted all over his carpet.
by Doc smegoday October 02, 2017

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An arse fully plugged, after a ploughing, with a young man's fresh milky fluid.
Max was completing his bronze Duke of Edinburgh when he stumbled across a trampy whore's daughter layered in her own sticky, stagnant and sweaty pubic hair. He approached the girl later realising she had fell victim to a fermented Milky Canyon.
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by Doc smegoday January 08, 2018

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