Crackin the can

When you drink and gotta piss

“Hey Mike what were you doin?”
“I was crackin the can.”

by kthebadbitchb March 2, 2019

Skipping a Can

The act of hiding a cool, refreshing alcoholic beverage, having failed to consume such a treat during predrinks, in a concealed, secluded location whilst one visits some respectable establishment, wherein said beverage is forbidden, for the purpose of future collection and consumption.

i.e. stashing a few brewskies from predrinks somewhere they'll be safe while you head to a pub/club, so you can grab them on the way back out for afters.

Term derived from the initial act of skippage taking place in some mouldy skip on Camden Street.

"Oi Fiachra, we skipping a can behind that bin before we bop Whelan's?"
"Aye."

by Peanuts Baker February 26, 2018

can box

a musical instrument used to beat Howie G in a board game

Tomba happily played his can box.

by gaa barry gary September 30, 2004

Dirty Can

The process of slamming alcoholic beverages.

Guy 1: Hey man, what did you do this morning?
Guy 2: I absolutely dirty canned a whole case.

by Skidaddy September 15, 2018

Cashew Can

(n) mouth; the hole in/on one's face one uses to verbally communicate with others.
synonyms: Can of Cashews, Can O' Cashews

Shut your Cashew Can Mike!

Stop flapping your Can O' Cashews Sally-Beth!

by Wilamaral August 31, 2013

Can of bees

The new under the radar way of referring to weed when you have authority around.

Just don't say it too fast.

1)"Hey man we're gonna open a can of bees at lunch today you in?"

2)Bill and ted were jammin out to a can of bees.

by noodlemcswag January 15, 2011

Oil can

When a man is unable to last longer than two pumps while engaging in sexual intercourse before he shoots his load. A thoroughly unsatisfactory shag.

I had sex with Martin last night. He was a total oil can - two pumps and a squirt and he was done.

by gobblerhaha September 1, 2009