Canada

A cold area north of the U.S. Could freeze your nipples off.

Damn, its cold, we must be in Canada

by Andrew Bunn February 5, 2008

Canada

A country north of The United States of America.

Also a safe space where liberals "move to" when a president they don't like gets elected and when their safe space in California isn't enough.

Mike: "So you heard about the libtards moving to Canada now simply because of Donald Trump being elected?"
Shawn: "Yeah, and maybe we should build a wall at the border up north to keep the snowflakes out too!"

by A Idiot in a Village January 11, 2019

Canada

1. America's hat.
2. America's backyard.
3. America's little brother who always talks trash and is lucky it doesn't get socked in the face.
4. A really cool country, except for the parts with Frenchies. Those guys suck.
5. A country with terrible medical aid.
6. The first country the United States will annex if a holocaustic World War III begins.
7. The country that doesn't need a fence on the border.

1. Hey, where's my hat?
- On top of Michigan.
2. Where's the dog?
-In Canada.
3. Why do they keep trash-talkin'? Don't they know we'll beat them down?
-Dude, they're Canadians.
4. Ontario = Awesome
Quebec = SUCKTACULAR!
5. Hey, does anybody want some free drugs?
6. In Fallout 3, America annexed Canada during the nuclear war with China.
7. Stupid Mexico.

by The Great enal March 14, 2009

Canada

The largest French popupulation in the world not to surrender to the Germans

"Look at all those Canadians. They're lucky America is next to them."

by Eric Kinneary February 28, 2004

Canada

A foriegn land where American 19-20 year olds go to get fucked up cuz they can legally drink, I know that's what I do!

Let's all go to "Canadia" so we can drink Metric Mega FuckTon of liquor and make our American O Face with Canadians...ehh?

by EasyEdith Loves Canadian Skanks October 6, 2003

Canada

the place where people are from who constantly compare themselves to Americans and their country to America, and feel the need to post lists as to why Canada is superior to America on Urban Dictionary, although America as defined on Urban Dictionary does not seem to mention Canada once, because that's how insignificant of a country Canada is to Americans.

"Where is Canada? Right above the United States" - said everyone
"Where is the United States? Right below Canada" - said no one ever

by Alex Quinn 10001 December 16, 2014

Canada

grimey Marxists that want to spoil our noble way of life

People who really seem to be trying to undermine my existence. Canada

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 17, 2020