brocifier

n. a friend who at certain points begins to suck.

Yo John use to be so cool, but ever since he's been goin out with that katie girl, he's become a total brocifier.

by Paddy Broham December 27, 2008

brockhoyesing it

To have the bass cranked all the way up while listening to stupid mexican rap.

Brock: I can't hear the words but I'm pretty sure im cool!
Nick: (Thinking to himself) : Haha No, your Brockhoyesing it.

by Dalton Hodge October 4, 2007

Brocreation

When two straight dudes want to take their bromance to the next level.

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. Bert and Ernie.

Brocreation: The Tandem Bicycle.

by KevinDoyleTheBromantic October 25, 2009

brocess

To process in a bro-like manner.

Dude I had to brocess my girlfriend's 'serious talk' by drinking 10 Jager Bombs.

by EnglishCriminal January 17, 2014

david brock

A formerly conservative now flaming liberal cock sucker.

David Brock sucks cocks.

by Trayvon Simpson February 5, 2017

Brock O'hurn

Brock O'hurn is arguably the most beautiful human being on the planet earth. This Sexy Sasquatch stands at 6'7 and has locks of golden hair. He is the inventor of "man bun" ( which I am not a fan of, but it IS Brock, so I never cared - man bun aka douche knot; Brock only wears a bun. He is never wearing the knot) He is an Instagram Celebrity. Also referred to as the Gentle Giant because his heart is as big as he is tall. Let me keep it real for ya - Brock will make you wanna slap your Mama or do things you shouldn't ... and like it.

Did you see that guy ? He totally Brock O'hurned that.

by The Ladybug Whispers ... October 2, 2016

brocken

brocken; a phrase used to describe sadness, but really, not.

person 1: im so brocken...
person 2: can you not
person 1: nobody understands...

by bee_lover122 May 13, 2021