Blumpkin Surprise

When a person uses a bathroom stall glory hole, while positioning themselves just right so they can defecate into the toilet next to them while recieving favors through said glory hole.

John walked into the stall with the sole intention of a number two, but the inviting voice from the other side of the stall's glory hole was too much for him, and he found himself caught in the midst of a blumpkin surprise.

Blumpkin Surprise by Kilroywashere March 7, 2011

blumpkin bomb 

While a man is shitting and receiving a bj another man runs in as you finish and shoves her head between his legs into the shitty water

I sure gave marge from hr a nice blumpkin bomb this morning.

blumpkin bomb by Mr the sandwich March 20, 2017

Blumpkin Spoogester 

A male defecating while simultaneously receiving genital stimulation to the point of climax. The presence of spooge is important.

The only time I had a blumpkin spoogester was during college when a wild-eyed sophomore mounted me on the toilet. Cuming that way was a strange sensation. In fact, it is one that I will never forget, and I am nearing 90 years old.

Blumpkin Spoogester by Lady de Minthe February 7, 2021

blumpkin hat 

to have a blumpkin performed and then proceed to dip your partners head in the toilet(aka a swirly)

yo dude i gave carrie the nastiest blumpkin hat last night!

blumpkin hat by gfn March 16, 2009

Blumpkin Smash Brothers Melee 

to receive a blumpkin while playing a death match in the classic nintendo game, super smash brothers.

"im getting a Blumpkin Smash Brothers Melee......oh, yeea....ohyeah......BRRRRRIIIINNNGGG get the fuck off me."

Blumpkin Smash Brothers Melee by tpeezy November 9, 2006

Blumpkin Of Passion 

When you cuddle with Eric after taking a dump while he blows you.

Ryan felt secure and loved after his Blumpkin of Passion.

Blumpkin Of Passion by Fawn Delmajunc August 25, 2009

blumpkin cleanout 

It is when You are constapated and trying to take a shit and getting head at the same time. and you get so much pleasure that she makes you shit everwhere and the water goes all over her face.

Brittany Spears likes to Blumpkin cleanout all of its ex-boyfriends

blumpkin cleanout by M4r50cc1 November 20, 2009